Okay, so my takeaway from all that is that the 4130 movement is rice.At least it’s not as bad as the “is a hotdog a sandwich?” debate… but at least in that case the chaos eventually brought forth a Grand Unified Theory of Food Identification:
The Cube Rule
Identify your food based on the location of structural starch. Is a hot dog a sandwich? No, it's clearly a taco.cuberule.com
Seriously, though, OMFG! I think the world is ready for its 6th extinction event. But reps will endure!