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xray7

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Unfortunate choice for the name of that beer. I am surprised they did not change the name during the pandemic.
Remember how a lot of the nomenclature around the Pandemic did end up shifting during the main 2 years? Variant names, etc? I feel like somewhere there is a lobbyist who managed to get us away from Corona virus and on to calling it Covid at the behest of the beer maker’s top co.

Also, the Xzibit style joy of “having Corona with my Corona” was not lost on me.
 

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After ducking Covid for a very long while, it got me good on Sunday. Straight after I tested positive, I hit the fridge for whatever non alcoholic goodness might be my last taste of anything - Corona with lime it was!
Sorry to hear. Definitely running rampant around the UK at the moment, know a load of people that are poorly with some kind of nasty including COVID.

Better open another peroni zero!
 
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I got a Franziskaner Zitrone alcohol free radler laying in the fridge for me to crack open tonight.
After ducking Covid for a very long while, it got me good on Sunday. Straight after I tested positive, I hit the fridge for whatever non alcoholic goodness might be my last taste of anything - Corona with lime it was!
Damn, hope you're smooth sailing it. Luckily i dodged it at a party 2 weeks ago. Half of the people there went down with Covid.
 
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Not beer and wine, but I’m a big fan of the st agrestis phony Negroni. Not as good as the real thing, but tastes pretty good, much better than any other zero proof spirits I’ve tried. Pour it in a glass with an orange twist and it looks pretty convincing. Perfect for poker nights 😉
 
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Not beer and wine, but I’m a big fan of the st agrestis phony Negroni. Not as good as the real thing, but tastes pretty good, much better than any other zero proof spirits I’ve tried. Pour it in a glass with an orange twist and it looks pretty convincing. Perfect for poker nights 😉
Ah now this sounds interesting, nice to have an alternative "short" drink that doesn't sit as either coke or pepsi etc. nice suggestion!
 

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Not beer and wine, but I’m a big fan of the st agrestis phony Negroni. Not as good as the real thing, but tastes pretty good, much better than any other zero proof spirits I’ve tried. Pour it in a glass with an orange twist and it looks pretty convincing. Perfect for poker nights 😉
Not quite the same (and I do love a phoney Negroni) but this isn’t bad with tonic and ice.
 
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I’m throwing this question out to the masses, does anyone know of an acceptable (white or red) 0% wine? Those I’ve tried over the years have been nothing like.
 

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I’m throwing this question out to the masses, does anyone know of an acceptable (white or red) 0% wine? Those I’ve tried over the years have been nothing like.
I've had a few bottles and to be honest you're better off just having a juice or something. The ones I've tried have been poor
 
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why didnt they just call it Guinn-less ... marketing genius that I am I'm off to patent that name!!!
I suspect Guinness themselves would block any trademark application for Guinn-less, sadly.

You could set up a factory in China and sell it.
 
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This looks very interesting, given summers now started and the garden beckons! Just noticed there’s two types on Amazon, have you tried both?
Came across it at Sainsbury’s out in the provinces and was unaware there was more than one rendition!
 

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That's a new one, I'll give them a go.
They are good but they are on the objectively expensive side for what they are, you are forewarned.

If you mix the rosé with cheap bubbles, you will regret it - get the posho sparkling water. Kingsdown is ideal if you can find it and that’s how they served it at a 3 Michelin star venue in London for the better half’s birthday.
 
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They are good but they are on the objectively price side for what they are, you are forewarned.

If you mix the rosé with cheap bubbles, you will regret it - get the posho sparkling water. Kingsdown is ideal if you can find it and that’s how they served it at a 3 Michelin star venue in London for the better half’s birthday.
But now I want a Aperol Spritz, the sun's shining now!