My new mission

[Para]

Over the years, soldiers under my command have said... that they are big enough to make it painful when my boot is up someone's arse [Pardon the language; I hope you won't mind!]

Of course, I don't mind. In fact, I think that I may have had some of your soldiers come in to my ER for the boot extraction. They send their regards.

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Can I get my boots back when you're done?

 

[ahw676]

Can I get my boots back when you're done?

Not a problem. I appreciate you leaving the laces long so I have something to grab onto when pulling them out.

 

[LegendofSpeed]

AH, I should have warned you about LoS' and Hooligan's PAM fetishes. So let me just say this to LoS and Hooligan. AH is a lady. With Lady size wrists. YOU CANNOT CONVERT HER TO YOUR EVIL PAM WAYS.

Sure we can.... that's why there is a 40mm size.... and XS short strap lengths... we can give her the one we got for you but I hope she likes the pink leather strap...

 

[seanf]

AH, I should have warned you about LoS' and Hooligan's PAM fetishes. So let me just say this to LoS and Hooligan. AH is a lady. With Lady size wrists. YOU CANNOT CONVERT HER TO YOUR EVIL PAM WAYS.

Sure we can.... that's why there is a 40mm size.... and XS short strap lengths... we can give her the one we got for you but I hope she likes the pink leather strap...

Dude. I've said it before, and I'll say it again. PAMS. ARE. NOT. MADE. FOR WOMEN. Doesn't matter how much pink or how many diamond encrusted numbers you put on them.

 

[LegendofSpeed]

you mean like an AP?

 

[ahw676]

Hooligan has it even worse. He actually had three PAMs surgically implanted in his chest so he would always have them near.

Will it at least defibrillate him so that it serves some practical purpose?

you mean like an AP?

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! How do I turn off that picture? My computer screen is melting.

But that is not a ladies watch. That is a watch for Liberace or Elton John, or maybe for a sight-impaired hooker, but DEFINITELY not for a lady.

And I absolutely withdraw the idea of having people send me obnoxious watches. Obviously I do not know the depths to which you will all descend.

 

[LegendofSpeed]

It is a ladies watch... and it is a special edition to commemorate AP's sponsorship of the Lady Cat catamaran team...

 

[Para]

It is a ladies watch... and it is a special edition to commemorate AP's sponsorship of the Lady Cat catamaran team...

Where can I see one closer... without the clothes? Couldn't resist]... but seriously, what AP model is it? [Damn, again!] Ok, what does the watch look like up close and which AP is it? [better]

My babe, the General, needs a watch...

 

[ahw676]

Uh-oh, don't tell them that I called the sight-impaired hookers. They look like they would be able to damage me significantly.

 

[LegendofSpeed]

Audemar Piguet Lady Cat Chronograph....only 150 made in the world.... available only at AP boutiques...

This gentleman has yours ready to go... just swipe your card and it's all yours..

 

[ahw676]

Oh, in that case, seanf is still correct? Panerai's are not for ladies?

 

[LegendofSpeed]

Uh-oh, don't tell them that I called the sight-impaired hookers. They look like they would be able to damage me significantly.

This would be us inspecting the result of that interaction...

 

[ahw676]

This would be us inspecting the result of that interaction...

Not you. I don't see a single ear-muffed watch in that photo.

 

[fakemaster]

All I remember is something about pink and then there were flashes of light.

 

[LegendofSpeed]

Oh, in that case, seanf is still correct? Panerai's are not for ladies?

Seanf is always wrong...

 

[LegendofSpeed]

This would be us inspecting the result of that interaction...

Not you. I don't see a single ear-muffed watch in that photo.

I'm an admin... we don't deal with the little stuff... that's why I have my concierge Seanf to coordinate those types of things... feel free to use his services at your leisure...

 

[ahw676]

I feel discriminated against. What happened to the earmuffs on the Radiomirs?

 

[LegendofSpeed]

different design...

there's one luminor with diamonds...

 

[ahw676]

there's one luminor with diamonds...

It's pretty. If it came with matching utensils, I might consider getting one.

 

[LegendofSpeed]

there's one luminor with diamonds...

It's pretty. If it came with matching utensils, I might consider getting one.

How about these diamond encrusted earphones?