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i absolutely adore 4chan....
i would start doing combo breakers everywhere but it would really throw us off-topic...
4chan can be a very evil place.... and a very hilarious place... it is like the Tower of Babylon renewed...
My favorite are the motivators.. or the "you're doing it wrong" pics...
i would start doing combo breakers everywhere but it would really throw us off-topic...
4chan can be a very evil place.... and a very hilarious place... it is like the Tower of Babylon renewed...
My favorite are the motivators.. or the "you're doing it wrong" pics...
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Oh, yes, I'd forgotten where I'd started this thread. In my own defense, I recall asking something about watches at the beginning of the posts.
Eek! Is this me? I don't think I'd make a worthy successor (and as yet, I know nothing about the Looney Bin). But if I'm getting the title, can someone direct me to a glossary of commonly used expletives, a collection of naked chick avatars, and send me a good supply of meth?
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Exactly. You should be using one of the Spin Brushes or the Tampax.
Actually, if you want the truth, there is no good tool for that, or at least I've never seen anyone do themselves enough damage with a blade to cause anything but a lot of work for me suturing. However, as I do not want this thread to turn into a "How to" tutorial, I'll stop there.
making her the unofficial moderator of the looney bin is the real world equivalent of turning her out...
we would have our first female mod... which as far as I know would be a first in the rep world.... and we are trend-setters... i mean, we were the first to have a gay mod with Seanf...
we would have our first female mod... which as far as I know would be a first in the rep world.... and we are trend-setters... i mean, we were the first to have a gay mod with Seanf...
ahw676 said:
Actually, doing it the right way would be taking a nice 4" or so sharp blade and cutting length-wise up the radial and ulnar arteries from the base of the wrist to the elbow... but that's not important right now...
LegendOfSpeed said:
Dude, just because I fail to see the attraction of a watch that a fourth grader could design (that would be your beloved PAMs, btw), that does not make me gay. But we are definitely a trend-setting forum. After all, we were the first forum to have an admin who has actually attempted to have sexual relations with his PAM 177.
ahw676 said:
Wow. I must have missed that one. Kind of puts a whole new creepy spin on the phrase "watch porn."
LegendOfSpeed said:
...Says the man who was once arrested for sexually molesting that PAM model submarine they keep in the display case.
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Sigh. This was in the thread started by that nice man, Bill, who said that he loved the website but wanted to know why there were all the scantily clad women pics in it. I forget what was the catalyst after that, but the thread took off in six different directions, and Bill ran away screaming. I don't blame him.
ahw676 said:
Yup. Pretty much par for the course around here. As I mentioned-- it's rare for a thread to go five pages without at least a single midget reference. But if you want to see a truly spectacular and unparalleled example of thread derailing, look no further than the famous "Owned at the jewelry store" thread:
It starts with Douchey Extraordinaire's original post:
viewtopic.php?f=16&t=36600&st=0&sk=t&sd=a
It, however, rapidly devolved:
viewtopic.php?f=16&t=36600&st=0&sk=t&sd=a&start=70
But this is the thread that gave us the still popular catchphrase:
Oh yeah? Well I know Muai Tai, Brazillian Ju Jitzu, and a little thing I like to call "i nailed your mom". I'm so bad ass, there isn't one little kid in any of my karate classes that even wants to spar with me cause i UNLEASH THE FURY! Yeah I've got a small penis and nobody likes me, but I drive a porsche worth more than your LIFE so f**k you! Like the other day, I was walking down the street and this little old lady told me she liked my watch, so I said, "What f**k you! It's not fake!" So I went into karate mode and SCISSOR KICKED HER IN THE FACE! *WHAM BAM* Then I pulled her up by her hair but her wig came off, turns out she was bald! *GROSS* f***... old people. Then I picked her up by the ears and kneed her in the face muai tai style! *BLADOW* And I was like "That's what you get for walking so slow b***h! AND THERE'S NO WAY YOU COULD KNOW MY WATCH IS FAKE, CAUSE IT'S NOT, IT'S A MODDED MBW SUPER DUPER ULTIMATE SUB, AND IT'S REAL! REAL I SAY! IT USES THE SAME MOVEMENT MOST REAL WATCHES DO ANYWAY, IT'S SWISS ETA, IT'S A DIVISION OF SWATCH, PLUS I BOUGHT IT FOR A GOOD VALUE, NOT CAUSE I CAN'T AFFORD A REAL ONE CAUSE I SPENT ALL MY MONEY ON KARATE CLASSES, SO f**k YOU! OH, AND I DRIVE A PORSCHE WORTH MORE THAN YOUR GRANDCHILDREN!" *KAZAAM* Yeah, I showed her what's what. That's the last time she'll be calling me out on my watch. But I gtg, I'm late for yoga class WHERE I PICK UP CHICKS LIKE YOUR MOM! AMERICA!!! f**k YEAH!!!
Aaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnd..........
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You can never post the Brazilian Jiu Jitsu/Muay Thai/banged your mom quote too often, IMO.
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You can never post the Brazilian Jiu Jitsu/Muay Thai/banged your mom quote too often, IMO.
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LegendOfSpeed said:
So do I. Man, were we ever so young and naive? Hard to imagine a time when I didn't know all about ju jistsu, banging your mom, douches driving $150,000 Porsches, and kicking old ladies in the face with a KA-BLOW!