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ahw676

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Oh yeah? Well I know Muai Tai, Brazillian Ju Jitzu, and a little thing I like to call "i nailed your mom". I'm so bad ass, there isn't one little kid in any of my karate classes that even wants to spar with me cause i

Okay, you can NOT put me in a position to moderate lunatics like that, not unless you are providing me with a security staff and five point leather restraints.

just think... AH just got to read that for the first time.... i remember my first time...

Guess I'd better mark the time and date. I haven't got to read the entire post yet. Was that sub4me too, or do you really have this many crackerheads around here?
 

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ahw676 said:
Oh yeah? Well I know Muai Tai, Brazillian Ju Jitzu, and a little thing I like to call "i nailed your mom". I'm so bad ass, there isn't one little kid in any of my karate classes that even wants to spar with me cause i

Okay, you can NOT put me in a position to moderate lunatics like that, not unless you are providing me with a security staff and five point leather restraints.

[quote:23w4s3du]just think... AH just got to read that for the first time.... i remember my first time...

Guess I'd better mark the time and date. I haven't got to read the entire post yet. Was that sub4me too, or do you really have this many crackerheads around here?[/quote:23w4s3du]

No, that wasn't Sub4Me. That was some other random guy that, strangely enough, never came back after that post. Strange, huh?
 

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hooligan said:
ahw676 said:
...unless you are providing me with ...and five point leather restraints.

Oh, dear!

So.... MANY..... jokes......

Heh. Don't forget the diamond studded pink leather replica boobies.
 

ahw676

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Oh, dear!

So.... MANY..... jokes......

Bring 'em on. It's not like we're talking about watches here or anything.

Heh. Don't forget the diamond studded pink leather replica boobies.

Wrong thread. Unless he's following us on these inane posts.

Like where is the next entirely non-watch related post going to land?
 

seanf

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ahw676 said:
Heh. Don't forget the diamond studded pink leather replica boobies.

Wrong thread. Unless he's following us on these inane posts.

I think you'll find that when it comes to diamond studded pink leather replica boobies, the majority of our membership (silent or otherwise) follow that topic with great interest.
 

ahw676

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I think you'll find that when it comes to diamond studded pink leather replica boobies, the majority of our membership (silent or otherwise) follow that topic with great interest.

Well, good, in that case I have a launching pad for designing an avatar for fakemaster.
 

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It took me a full two hours to read it. And I was giggling so hard that I nearly fell off the bed. Until I realized that THAT THREAD IS STILL ALIVE.
 

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ahw676 said:
It took me a full two hours to read it. And I was giggling so hard that I nearly fell off the bed. Until I realized that THAT THREAD IS STILL ALIVE.

IT WILL NEVER DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:
 

ahw676

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Am I the only one that found this a bit... arousing?

You find women laughing so hard that they fall off your bed arousing?? Better be careful; they MIGHT not be laughing WITH you. :)
 

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Instead of having Fakemaster's Noobs Look Here Before You Buy list, you could just direct all of the newcomers to that "Owned" thread and the accompanying Business Time youtube. It explains everything much more succinctly and with better visual aids.
 

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ahw676 said:
Am I the only one that found this a bit... arousing?

You find women laughing so hard that they fall off your bed arousing?? Better be careful; they MIGHT not be laughing WITH you. :)

Damnit, AH, I had literally written almost exactly the same thing in response to levelmanroger's post before I saw your response. SO GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!
 

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SO GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!

Okay. It was dark and lonely in here anyway.

Just kidding. But if I hadn't said it, someone else would have, and it would have contained a midget reference. I'm too classy for that. :)
 

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ahw676 said:
But if I hadn't said it, someone else would have, and it would have contained a midget reference. I'm too classy for that. :)

You've only been here like two weeks.. in time, we will drag you down to our level ;)
 

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You've only been here like two weeks.. in time, we will drag you down to our level

I was about to protest that I would only go down kicking and screaming, but then I realized that phrases like "go down" and "kicking and screaming" would only make everyone even happier, so I wisely chose to refrain.
 

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[quote="ahw676]I was about to protest that I would only go down kicking and screaming, but then I realized that phrases like "go down" and "kicking and screaming" would only make everyone even happier, so I wisely chose to refrain.[/quote]

Oh, you are SO right...
 

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ahw676 said:
You've only been here like two weeks.. in time, we will drag you down to our level

I was about to protest that I would only go down kicking and screaming, but then I realized that phrases like "go down" and "kicking and screaming" would only make everyone even happier, so I wisely chose to refrain.

very wise choice. :wink: