JAFO's Pole: Taco Bell Quesalupa - Hot Or Not? Vote NOW!!

[jolokia]

And here it is ladies and Jafo, the bestest, most comprehensive Quesalupa review in the entire world!!!!!!!!11

Tonight I went to my local TB and ordered not 1, no, not even 2, but, yes, thats right, 3 QUESALUPAS!!!

One Beef, one Steak, and one Chicken.

And without further a-due, I present to you: JOLOKIAS QUESALUPA BONANZA!

As you can see by the window advertisement below, I am expecting a seriously cheesy experience:

I just love that cheesy window decal!

Now, on to the tastings:

First off, I tried the steak:

First bite - Pretty Tasty. Not as crunchy and not as cheesy as I had expected. As you can see, not much cheese.

Oh but look - our saving grace - all the cheese on one side!

And finally - not much mess - although it did cream a little:

Overall - I would rate the Steak Quesalupa 7/10. I like TB's steak. Not high quality, but pretty tasty. Juicy, and flavorful. Would eat again.

Next up is the Beef Quesalupa!

As you can see, this guy is a little deformed, and has some frontal leakage. Not pretty:

No cheese at all in this side!

A couple bites in - no cheese at all. This one is not very appetizing. I think I am done with it!

And thats as far as I got with the Beef Quesalupa. I would rate it 3/10. Not very good!

And finally we have the chicken Quesalupa!

As you can see, it's not in bad shape. No leakage. Thats always a good thing!

After a couple bites - a little better view of the chicken inside:

Ooooh and look at all this cheese! (All on one side of course!)

Here is a tagged pic - just for verification:

Thats as far as I got with the chicken. Pretty good, but I was full and pretty sure I'd already be crapping myself later tonight.

Overall score for the chicken: 6/10. Not as good as the steak, but way better than the beef. Nice juicy chunks of chicken.

So there you have it. I put my life on the line for the sake of JAFO's pole. Was it worth it? I guess that is left to be seen!

~Jolokia

 

[DocHolliday]

I haven't had one yet. But I presume these are whats going to make America great again.

 

[jolokia]

Making sure [MENTION=73591]JAFO[/MENTION] sees my review

 

[MSAMatt]

I haven't had one yet. But I presume these are whats going to make America great again.

bahahaha

 

[Fiddo]

Making sure @JAFO sees my review

You went the "extra mile" and really made a sacrifice for the team! It just goes to show how RWI members are serious about quality and have a genuine concern for doing the right thing!

Very well done!!

:thumbup:

 

[cybee]

They took the Enchirito off the menu but they will make one for you if they order it. I even remember when they had the Bellbeefer and when they even had a real bell at their restaurants.

Not only that I knew the original owner, Fast Eddie Bell.

 

[JAFO]

My God man - that was the most astounding, earth shattering, Bawllz out review so far!! Three Quesalupas - it's like being turned loose at the Playboy Mansion with a cookie jar full of Viagra and an industrial pump size bottle of Astroglide!! This is nothing short of a tastebud orgy!!

And what sexy looking Quesalupas they were! Well, the beef one looked like a truck stop hooker at 4 am but two outta three ain't bad. JAFO has only sampled the beef so far but that steak - that sucker looks hotter than the Olsen Twins laying butt nekkid on my bed! Ok, so I got carried away. It's this new blow, but you know what I mean.

And the cheez - where's the cheez??? They promised us cheez so ooey and gooey that we could stretch it halfway to the moon! Or at least the bathroom! One can only hope - no, pray that Taco Bell will see this thread and hear our cries of despair and correct this obvious flaw in the Quesalupa v1. Perhaps I should make a call to Noob Factory - I guarantee they'd get it right. Of course, the tomatoes would probably look funny but that's just how reps are.

I have to say, I am impressed with all of the reviews, but jolokia took it to a whole new level. I just hope I can count on his dedication for this weekend's Pole - Buttplugs: America's Hottest New Fashion Or Pain In The Ass?

JAFO

 

[Spades]

Came from one crazy thread to another. You guys made my day.

 

[jolokia]

My God man - that was the most astounding, earth shattering, Bawllz out review so far!! Three Quesalupas - it's like being turned loose at the Playboy Mansion with a cookie jar full of Viagra and an industrial pump size bottle of Astroglide!! This is nothing short of a tastebud orgy!!

And what sexy looking Quesalupas they were! Well, the beef one looked like a truck stop hooker at 4 am but two outta three ain't bad. JAFO has only sampled the beef so far but that steak - that sucker looks hotter than the Olsen Twins laying butt nekkid on my bed! Ok, so I got carried away. It's this new blow, but you know what I mean.

And the cheez - where's the cheez??? They promised us cheez so ooey and gooey that we could stretch it halfway to the moon! Or at least the bathroom! One can only hope - no, pray that Taco Bell will see this thread and hear our cries of despair and correct this obvious flaw in the Quesalupa v1. Perhaps I should make a call to Noob Factory - I guarantee they'd get it right. Of course, the tomatoes would probably look funny but that's just how reps are.

I have to say, I am impressed with all of the reviews, but jolokia took it to a whole new level. I just hope I can count on his dedication for this weekend's Pole - Buttplugs: America's Hottest New Fashion Or Pain In The Ass?

JAFO

I love you man.

 

[FiloViridae]

I have to say, I am impressed with all of the reviews, but jolokia took it to a whole new level. I just hope I can count on his dedication for this weekend's Pole - Buttplugs: America's Hottest New Fashion Or Pain In The Ass?

JAFO

I am sorry man... I Am going to have to pass that review up!! Someone else will need to take one for the team on this endeavor [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

 

[jolokia]

I am sorry man... I Am going to have to pass that review up!! Someone else will need to take one for the team on this endeavor [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Yeah, I am busy this weekend. :hypnotized:

 

[JAFO]

Came from one crazy thread to another. You guys made my day.

Mission Accomplished!!

 

[JAFO]

I love you man.

Right back at ya!!

 

[MSAMatt]

went and got one for lunch today. was amazeballs. still only cheese on one side and did not pull apart like a gooey grilled cheese sammich, but damn it was good.

 

[jolokia]

went and got one for lunch today. was amazeballs. still only cheese on one side and did not pull apart like a gooey grilled cheese sammich, but damn it was good.

And the reviews keep coming! Nice!

 

[MSAMatt]

And the reviews keep coming! Nice!

This is my second review. see further back for my full in depth review.

 

[jolokia]

This is my second review. see further back for my full in depth review.

Oh I saw it. Breaking records with 2 reviews!

 

[MSAMatt]

"The tagged Quesalupa originator"

 

[JAFO]

This is my second review. see further back for my full in depth review.

Another spectacularly captivating world premiere review - and you can only get it here, on JAFO's Pole!!

Now, some of you may be thinking "Am I man enought to take my Bawllz out and get on JAFO's Pole?" Don't worry, you don't have to take the whole Pole - just the tip.

So get out there and make a run for the border! JAFO's Pole is growing every day so I wouldn't wait to long!

What? I said just the tip.

 

[MSAMatt]

which begs the better question. why are we all here on Jafo's pole?