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JAFO's Pole: Taco Bell Quesalupa - Hot Or Not? Vote NOW!!

Raddave

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i wonder if dallas archer had a problem with runnin cheeze.....
 

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The comforter on our bed has pockets in it to keep the little feathers form migrating and bunching in one spot. That's how the shell of the Quesalupa should be constructed...pocket that cheese like substance...problem solved!
 

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That wouldnt happen in the ISS !
No it would not so for the perfect cheesy filled soft taco a trip to the ISS is in order. Is the RWI Admin Shuttle readied?


It's like that stuff from which they make Velveeta. ECP (engineered cheez product) is not really food. It's an oil-based filler. Cheese costs too much, apparently.
Quite, calling that shite cheese is an insult to the cheesemaker's art.



The comforter on our bed has pockets in it to keep the little feathers form migrating and bunching in one spot. That's how the shell of the Quesalupa should be constructed...pocket that cheese like substance...problem solved!
Now we are thinking, solutions! As much as I loath Mickey Dee's this would not have happened there, the R&D Team at Hamburger University would have identified the issue before the product went on sale. Of course chances are that Taco Bell don't give a flying f*ck about the quality of cheese distribution in their filled soft shells.
 

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Hmm...I'm seeing lots of awesome Bawllz Out ideas here...it kinda gives me an idea....

The RWI Quesalupa!! I'm going to reach out to the factories in Mexico...who wants on the pre order list???
 

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Hmm...I'm seeing lots of awesome Bawllz Out ideas here...it kinda gives me an idea....

The RWI Quesalupa!! I'm going to reach out to the factories in Mexico...who wants on the pre order list???

Take it to Kickstarter. Sure to get oodles of cash.
 

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Hmm...I'm seeing lots of awesome Bawllz Out ideas here...it kinda gives me an idea....

The RWI Quesalupa!! I'm going to reach out to the factories in Mexico...who wants on the pre order list???

Sign me up!
 

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So I went for round 3 tonight with mrsmsa. no qc pics as the phone died after I snapped this one....

can you say GAME CHANGER!?

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So I went for round 3 tonight with mrsmsa. no qc pics as the phone died after I snapped this one....

can you say GAME CHANGER!?

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Game changer??? Could it be? Party Likker rain? Woops, sorry, I got distracted.

Could MSA have finally gotten the Ultimate 1:1 Quesalupa with extra cheezy shell? Did he have his Bawllz out? Or did he get "called out" for wearing his iced out Hugeblow Bling Blang? I gots to know...
 

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Game changer??? Could it be? Party Likker rain? Woops, sorry, I got distracted.

Could MSA have finally gotten the Ultimate 1:1 Quesalupa with extra cheezy shell? Did he have his Bawllz out? Or did he get "called out" for wearing his iced out Hugeblow Bling Blang? I gots to know...

This one did have more cheez than usual, still mostly on one side and the bottom. I did get a marginal amount of stretch this time. As for the bawllz, they're always out, its just how we roll. Bawllz out while munching ooey gooey..... quesalupa's.
 

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This one did have more cheez than usual, still mostly on one side and the bottom. I did get a marginal amount of stretch this time. As for the bawllz, they're always out, its just how we roll. Bawllz out while munching ooey gooey..... quesalupa's.

Ladies and - oh who am I kidding? Gents! We have the very FIRST Quesalupa with stretchage! Yes, MSA reports that it is a "marginal amount" of stretchage BUT that's the same thing most of my ex girlfriends said about my peenus and that was good enough for them! Hell, I still gots them chicks hitting me up on FB. However, I digress...What we have here is some stretchage and I think - NO, I believe this is a direct result of our reviews! The factory has listened to our cries! Or MSA just got lucky. Like I did with that 18 year old TJ hooker back in '96. She was a real trooper and no you do NOT want to know where the coke went when the poe lease started banging on the hotel room door. But that's a 'nother story for another time....
 

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Ladies and - oh who am I kidding? Gents! We have the very FIRST Quesalupa with stretchage! Yes, MSA reports that it is a "marginal amount" of stretchage BUT that's the same thing most of my ex girlfriends said about my peenus and that was good enough for them! Hell, I still gots them chicks hitting me up on FB. However, I digress...What we have here is some stretchage and I think - NO, I believe this is a direct result of our reviews! The factory has listened to our cries! Or MSA just got lucky. Like I did with that 18 year old TJ hooker back in '96. She was a real trooper and no you do NOT want to know where the coke went when the poe lease started banging on the hotel room door. But that's a 'nother story for another time....




TJ Hooker ?

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