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JAFO's Pole: Taco Bell Quesalupa - Hot Or Not? Vote NOW!!

Raddave

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[emoji24][emoji24] I know, I know!! I'm not sure if they lasted even in front of me. Not sure if I even tasted them.. Lol


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The old food inhilation thang......been there..done that ....lmao !
 

JAFO

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Well it was an exciting nite of voting and the JAFO's Pole currently shows that JAFO is in the lead, followed up by hope that the v69 version will be better.

Now today is Saturday and we really need to continue this investigation. So JAFO wants all of you to go out today at 4 amd buy a 12 pack and then swing by the Taco Bell. When you get home, immediately start drinking and shoot some pics and post em up here. Remember - the drunker you are, they better it's gonna taste!

Viva la Mexico and Mas Tequila!!!
 

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Ok, so after getting the truck taken to the body shop this morning after the accident last night I finally made it to my local Taco Bell to try the new Quesalupa at the behest of my friend @JAFO. So sit back and enjoy the review, with QC pics!

We arrived just around 1pm this afternoon, mrsonthewater and myself to Taco Bell.

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We walked in and patiently waited behind two teenaged hipsters who couldn't make their minds up on what to order.

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After a few minutes they called my name, as our order was ready.... low and behold, there sat my Quesalupa.

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After unwrapping.... I know the tab showing says "steak" I can assure you this was a beef version with no tomato's.

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And VOILA, there she sat in all her cholesterol filled glory!

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Going in for the kill (photo courtesy of mrsonthewater)

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As you can see, the two handed approach works well.

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Showing off on this one, it appeared the cheese was all on the bottom and one side of the shell.

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For verification (and possibly future sale) I did some tagged pics so @Raddave doesn't try any funny business.

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So in conclusion, I give the new Quesalupa a 13/10. I plan on going back for dinner and ordering 6 of them.

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MSAMatt

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oh, and [MENTION=73591]JAFO[/MENTION] is sexy as hell also.
 
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d4m.test

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I had the chicken and it was terrible like I said......I may have to give the "beef try......

Is that a Seiko Sarb on the wrist there [MENTION=93724]mattonthewater[/MENTION] ?
 
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d4m.test

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Indeed it is, a SARB017. Good eye!


I dabbled in the SARB line a bit but never had the 17, I liked the 033 I had a lot, very similar to a DJ. That line is rep prices but so much more quality, if only I could bring myself to buy them! The power of the darkside is too strong
 

MSAMatt

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I dabbled in the SARB line a bit but never had the 17, I liked the 033 I had a lot, very similar to a DJ. That line is rep prices but so much more quality, if only I could bring myself to buy them! The power of the darkside is too strong

I personally love the 017, its on massdrop currently (which is where I got mine) cost was around 300ish shipped. The OEM bracelet however was an additional 95. worth it imo.
 

JAFO

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Another incredible, real world review ladies and gentlemen!! This man survived a car crash last nite that would have killed 10 ordinary men, left the ICU at the hospital today and made his way to the TB. Now that's dedication!! They don't call him the Mossad Super Assassin for nothing!

And we see again that the cheez mostly migrates to the bottom of the shell! Taco Bell has lied to us! Sulu has lied to us! This is almost as bad as the Erectoblaster 2000 I bought off Aliexpress for seven American dollars and it didn't come with the lube as pictured!

Now that we have finally ascertained that the Quesalupa does NOT in fact have a super ooey-gooey shell, that doesn't mean that JAFO is withholding his endorsement. I think we need one more example before I can make my official ruling. So everybody go out and buy your beer and Quesalupas and let your voices be heard!! America!! Hell yeah babayyy!
 
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d4m.test

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Interesting.......I need to build up my affordable gen collection too, only one I have left is an Obris Morgan Explorer 2 which is awesome and I dont wear enough
 

MSAMatt

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Another incredible, real world review ladies and gentlemen!! This man survived a car crash last nite that would have killed 10 ordinary men, left the ICU at the hospital today and made his way to the TB. Now that's dedication!! They don't call him the Mossad Super Assassin for nothing!

And we see again that the cheez mostly migrates to the bottom of the shell! Taco Bell has lied to us! Sulu has lied to us! This is almost as bad as the Erectoblaster 2000 I bought off Aliexpress for seven American dollars and it didn't come with the lube as pictured!

Now that we have finally ascertained that the Quesalupa does NOT in fact have a super ooey-gooey shell, that doesn't mean that JAFO is withholding his endorsement. I think we need one more example before I can make my official ruling. So everybody go out and buy your beer and Quesalupas and let your voices be heard!! America!! Hell yeah babayyy!

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If there was only a darkside award for best Poll.

There should be. Everybody knows JAFO has the biggest and best Pole on the board! Why just look at it - it's twice as big as it was last nite!

Next week's Pole is gonna be a great one too: Which state has the best Truck Stop Trannies!!!
 

MSAMatt

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There should be. Everybody knows JAFO has the biggest and best Pole on the board! Why just look at it - it's twice as big as it was last nite!

Next week's Pole is gonna be a great one too: Which state has the best Truck Stop Trannies!!!

I might have trouble getting tagged pics for that one.....
 

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Inspirational read. Thank you JAFO. Off to T Bell now with my TJ hooker.
 

JAFO

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Inspirational read. Thank you JAFO. Off to T Bell now with my TJ hooker.

Yes, to get the full Quesalupa experience it is best sampled in the company of a TJ hooker. Just make sure you put your wallet in your trunk before you pick her up. They're sneaky little hookers!