JAFO's Pole: Taco Bell Quesalupa - Hot Or Not? Vote NOW!!

[FiloViridae]

Well I promised pics. So here's them! Round two only a couple beers this time.

Went with beef and steak. I HATE T.Bells chicken.. Anyways, I ordered one of each and a cheesy gordita crunch. All while watching The Good Dinosaur with the pup and the Mrs!

Anyways,

On to the pics.

Wristie... Duh. (And I quote, at this point the Mrs said "Really?"

The GUTTTTTTS of the beef.

Lost a bit out the rear.. Got to watch the leakage!

So beef review: great. Low quality, beef. How CAN you go wrong? Ask the toilet.. Anyways, I don't like how greasy the shell is. But taste was up to par. It's always good.. The cheese was a little skimped out on, but tolerable.

Now time for steak:

The good dinosaur

I asked for no tomatoes!! (I don't eat fast food tomatoes.. I worked at McDs when I was 14... Don't ask. PM me if you want to know... Lol)

I can see some pink!? Perfect!

Still messy..

Didn't loose anything out the backend this time! No leakage. Quite nice.

Review:

Steak cooked well. Not tough. Obviously low quality steak, not fatty however. And not hard! This time around, I will have to go with beef. You just cannot go wrong with beef. The beef had more cheese inside too.. That could be why.

Now onto my favorite! The cheesy gordita crunch!!

Yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

And the Mrs got the Cinnamon Apple Empanada.. Really fricken good!

Anyways,, hope this review was good! I'll regret it in ten minutes. About the time this takes to finish writing....



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[Raddave]

Sweet review Filo......that does look good......imma have to try one !

 

[FiloViridae]

Sweet review Filo......that does look good......imma have to try one !

[emoji23][emoji23] thanks man! It was alright. Not the best thing they have, but good. Will I get it again? Probably not after this weekend, I haven't eaten there in months.. Lol

I usually get whatever "box" they offer and call it a day.


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[JAFO]

Filo brings us another real world review! Not only did he eat a beef Quesalupa, he took his Bawllz out and ordered up a steak one too! This man is a true patriot and took TWO for the team! It literally brings a tear to my eye and reminds me of back when I dated Pissy Missy and had to keep a cookie jar slap full of penicillin on my nite stand. Well done, my brother. Well done.

And again we see a shell almost devoid of cheez! JAFO is sorely disappointed with this nationwide sampling. The advertising is more misleading than an Aliexpress ad for a PAM Carbotech! Amd that's wrong. Wrong!!

Now, my fellow Earthlings, I shall render my ruling...

I have to give Taco Bell's new Quesalupa One Bawll Out. I know, I know, they have not delivered on the promise of a cheezy ooey-gooey shell. That much is clear. But it is a tasty sumbitch and JAFO approves it for all of you!! So go out and get your favorite girl and take her to the TB and order a Quesalupa. Enjoy it. Love it. But just remember this - the cheez is tucked down deep, just like a high end Vegas Trannie.

 

[WingNut]

Shit...

I can't decide to sell my watches or go and buy this "food" LOL

 

[Fiddo]

[emoji23][emoji23] thanks man! It was alright. Not the best thing they have, but good. Will I get it again? Probably not after this weekend, I haven't eaten there in months.. Lol

I usually get whatever "box" they offer and call it a day.


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Stupendous sacrifice for the team! Think of the good that has come from this if you succumb to any adversity as a result of this selfless act!


Taco Bell will likely be using this thread in future ad campaigns.

 

[FiloViridae]

Hahaha I am glad to help the team out on this one! Sometimes you have to take one for the team, and hope for the best!!


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[jolokia]

 

[MSAMatt]

hahahahahahaha, another pictorial review!

 

[WingNut]

You got that right LOL

 

[JAFO]

This...this...hang on I'm getting all teary eyed here. Ok, I'm good. You guys know how much I love me some also and this right here just made my day. God bless you jolokia, and welcome to The Team!!!

 

[MSAMatt]

 

[Discigerous]

This thread is most definitley one of the best reads I've had on this forum. JAFO and RWI never fails to provide, lol.

 

[JAFO]

This thread is most definitley one of the best reads I've had on this forum. JAFO and RWI never fails to provide, lol.

It's a calling. Kinda like being a priest. Except without the...well you know what.

 

[JimLahey]

Mine had barely any cheese and had more lettuce than steak! They also didn't give me any mild sauce......

 

[JimLahey]

 

[JimLahey]

[MENTION=73591]JAFO[/MENTION] 's reaction when the Quesalupa first came out...

 

[JAFO]

Mine had barely any cheese and had more lettuce than steak! They also didn't give me any mild sauce......

And another review is in!! Almost no cheese in Jim's shell, barely any steak, and no damn mild sauce??? Is Taco Bell doing this shit to us on purpose?? Don't they know the power we wield?? I'm seeing a million man march on the TB headquarters in the near future. Ok, so it would really be a dozen guys wearing expensive reps with our Bawllz out but you know what I mean.

Its time to light the pitch forks and sharpen the torches! Grease your shafts and gird your loins lads - there's a war a'comin!!!

 

[jolokia]

This...this...hang on I'm getting all teary eyed here. Ok, I'm good. You guys know how much I love me some also and this right here just made my day. God bless you jolokia, and welcome to The Team!!!

I'M PART OF THE TEAM!! I'm so happy right now.

 

[MSAMatt]

a dozen guys wearing expensive reps with our Bawllz out but you know what I mean.

HELL YEAH!!!!!