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What do you do for a living and what watch do you wear while working??

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teoulennon

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It's a bonus when a lesbian couple seeks my professional help, but only when they are the hawt types, not the butchy dikes
...timing is everything in my line of business.

C'mon Kay, you can't have your cake and eat it too..everyone knows there's no such thing as two hawt lesbos, one has to be the big bull-dyke man of the relationship :)

And I concur w the reasoning behind wearing a watch, u should give my line of work a shot..after hours moonlighting in your case perhaps?
 

bradj

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Just flush it down the toilet in New York. It will make its way to jersey. He's a plumbing mechanic he'll find it. Hahaha sorry couldn't help that one.


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And heck.. if my car breaks maybe I can find a dumb ass car mechanic to work on it..
 

MauiDave

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Why would anyone want a dumb one that's just silly. I would advise you find yourself a smart ass mechanic. They will do a much better job. :) just a bit of advise, trying to be helpful...


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What kinda work/.......what watch I wear......

Was formerly a Director of Intense Training for Special High Intensity Training [D.I.P.S.H.I.T], got promoted to Head Of Training in Special High Intensity Training [H.O.T.S.H.I.T] and after having endured a lot of on-hand experience, I am now the Boss In General of Special High Intensity Training [B.I.G.S.H.I.T] I usually wear a full-diamond studded Rolex Day-Date rep.. at the office. Makes everyone remember who takes the biggest dump. :cheers: Works for me.
 

smokiedabong

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I'm a sex therapist. I work with couples who have difficulty in having intimacy issues, or sexually disfunctional couples. Usually it's the woman in the relationship that ask for help, so I oblige and show her some of my master techniques hands on. I have a velvet lined sex room in the back to help in the therapy sessions. Sometimes I let the husband watch and take notes, but he has to sit at least 10 feet away. No videos of course. It's a bonus when a lesbian couple seeks my professional help, but only when they are the hawt types, not the butchy dikes. I don't take gay couples. Period. I play Marvin Gaye's Sexual Healing song in the background sometimes too. If the wife is hot I usually do it pro boner, oops I mean, pro bono

I usually wear Omega Seamaster Chrono, cuz, well, timing is everything in my line of business.

Not sure if it's the Friday intoxication, but I think I've heard you say this before so I'm convinced it's true. I'll save this for review in the morning.
 

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Its not seperate, it seems you have a hard time understanding because i have my degree i was/am automatically elgible for my journeymans card in plumbing for clarification...
So (and I'm not being facetious here) just because you have an engineering degree they give you a trade card in one year? I'm surprised the union stands for that kinda malarkey.





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I can, 747 (a Perth based member so in your area) really is a visual interface maintenance engineer. Well, high rise window cleaner anyway. Rather him than me, those swinging stages ain't for me once the wind gets up.


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Volunteer trying to make clean technology a big business sector here in Oz

I wear Rolex most days
 

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Was formerly a Director of Intense Training for Special High Intensity Training [D.I.P.S.H.I.T], got promoted to Head Of Training in Special High Intensity Training [H.O.T.S.H.I.T] and after having endured a lot of on-hand experience, I am now the Boss In General of Special High Intensity Training [B.I.G.S.H.I.T] I usually wear a full-diamond studded Rolex Day-Date rep.. at the office. Makes everyone remember who takes the biggest dump. :cheers: Works for me.

Lollll dipshit lolll love it

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peppe1019

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So (and I'm not being facetious here) just because you have an engineering degree they give you a trade card in one year? I'm surprised the union stands for that kinda malarkey

A 4 year degree in either mechanical,sanitary or plumbing engineering plus one year in the field qualifies you not only for your trade card in plumbing but also to take the state board of master plumbers exam to become a master plumber in the state of nj.. There are two routes to become a master plumber one is to go the apprenticeship route either through a union or non union shop the other is to do it how i did and get your 4 year degree in a related field. Union has no say on who can or cant as long as you have your schooling and field hours its satisfactory to the state you are working in.
 

Capt. Obvious

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Are we still on that? Move on and let others tell us how they take money off ppl! :)


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Ever wonder about the stupid names people have for what they do. “Well, right now, I’m the regional management supervisor.†“I’m in development, research, consulting.â€
The answer is: Women.
Women need to like the job of the guy they’re with. If they don’t like the job, they don’t like the guy. Men know this. Which is why they make up the phony bogus names for the jobs that they have.

Jerry Seinfeld
 

MauiDave

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Yes gas falls under plumbing..

SWEET JESUS MY PRAYERS ARE ANSWERED!!! I HAVE A LPG REPAIRERS CERTIFICATE IN THREE COUNTRIES, I AM NOW OFFICIALLY A PLUMBER!! PANTS ARE COMING DOWN BABY IM GONNA SPORT SOME SERIOUS ASS CRACK. BECAUSE I AM CERTIFIED...
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bradj

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maui.. were you rapped by a plumber or something? why the hostilites?

I mean not to throw stones.. but you're just a car mechanic? Does that make you better than a plumber?
 

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Ever wonder about the stupid names people have for what they do. “Well, right now, I’m the regional management supervisor.†“I’m in development, research, consulting.â€
The answer is: Women.
Women need to like the job of the guy they’re with. If they don’t like the job, they don’t like the guy. Men know this. Which is why they make up the phony bogus names for the jobs that they have.

Jerry Seinfeld

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A 4 year degree in either mechanical,sanitary or plumbing engineering plus one year in the field qualifies you not only for your trade card in plumbing but also to take the state board of master plumbers exam to become a master plumber in the state of nj.. There are two routes to become a master plumber one is to go the apprenticeship route either through a union or non union shop the other is to do it how i did and get your 4 year degree in a related field. Union has no say on who can or cant as long as you have your schooling and field hours its satisfactory to the state you are working in.

Ah. So you're a Non Union rat ?
 
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