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The Official RCLC Bad Ass Thread!
- Thread starter JAFO
- Start date
- 24/12/11
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Wow I go on a long overdue blowout of a weekend and our numbers have increased dramatically. Welcome [MENTION=62114]Ko67[/MENTION] and @fortis Persicum. Just tells me I must disappear more often.
Long live the RCLC and all that ride on her.
Long live the RCLC and all that ride on her.
- 16/10/13
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Well, well, well, the weekend draws to a close but the RCLC is just getting started babayyy!!! That's right - JAFO has an announcement to make. So sit back, get your Bawllz out, and prepare to welcome two new members to the Holiest of Holies!!
Late yesterday, Brother Dave brought two new nominations to the table - DocHolliday and thehitman. Now, Doc is a chat box regular and we all know he's cool as ice. And if you don't know thehitman then you've been sitting in your closet staring at the crappy lume that came on your rep thinking "Holy shit, this thing is amazing!!" Thehitman is not only a fellow bad ass - he's also a budding lesbian porn actress I mean lumer. This guy will lume anything. Seriously, he's the only guy I know that doesn't need to turn on a light to go to the bathroom at 3 am cause his c*ck glows like a friggin lightsaber. And Doc? That guy's got his Bawllz out and he's as bad ass as they come. You should hear what they call him in Cartagena - the guy's a legend.
Ok, since it is nearly 7:30 pm here at The JAFO Compound, I shall crack open a beer, drink 3/4s of it and pour the rest on a pair of Cuntverse Chick Tailors I got off Ali and then tie the laces together and sling em up over the power line in front of the trailer park on the outskirts of town. And of course, a prayer to seal the deal...
Dear Lord, here on this beautiful but too damn cool and windy day,
Having said to keep the Sabbath holy and yet also having said your work is never done,
I lift up these two Sexy Mens to you as we welcome them into our inner circle, never to be released.
Lord, I implore you to look over these two fine ass mens and to help thehitman with his glowing peenus affliction.
Also, I ask that Dale Jr win next week's race and you best make it so!!
Oh, and can I have a magic twelve pack that never runs out of beer? Kinda like that jug of oil that chick had in the Bible, the one you zapped with your magic powers so it would never run out of oil? I mean, never ending oil is cool and all that but never ending beer would be even better. Just a thought.
Aaaaaaaamennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!
Now, since our members I mean membership has swollen, I think it's time we have our first RCLC group singalong. Anyone who is not a member should know that when we show up - this here is the song that's playing.
Late yesterday, Brother Dave brought two new nominations to the table - DocHolliday and thehitman. Now, Doc is a chat box regular and we all know he's cool as ice. And if you don't know thehitman then you've been sitting in your closet staring at the crappy lume that came on your rep thinking "Holy shit, this thing is amazing!!" Thehitman is not only a fellow bad ass - he's also a budding lesbian porn actress I mean lumer. This guy will lume anything. Seriously, he's the only guy I know that doesn't need to turn on a light to go to the bathroom at 3 am cause his c*ck glows like a friggin lightsaber. And Doc? That guy's got his Bawllz out and he's as bad ass as they come. You should hear what they call him in Cartagena - the guy's a legend.
Ok, since it is nearly 7:30 pm here at The JAFO Compound, I shall crack open a beer, drink 3/4s of it and pour the rest on a pair of Cuntverse Chick Tailors I got off Ali and then tie the laces together and sling em up over the power line in front of the trailer park on the outskirts of town. And of course, a prayer to seal the deal...
Dear Lord, here on this beautiful but too damn cool and windy day,
Having said to keep the Sabbath holy and yet also having said your work is never done,
I lift up these two Sexy Mens to you as we welcome them into our inner circle, never to be released.
Lord, I implore you to look over these two fine ass mens and to help thehitman with his glowing peenus affliction.
Also, I ask that Dale Jr win next week's race and you best make it so!!
Oh, and can I have a magic twelve pack that never runs out of beer? Kinda like that jug of oil that chick had in the Bible, the one you zapped with your magic powers so it would never run out of oil? I mean, never ending oil is cool and all that but never ending beer would be even better. Just a thought.
Aaaaaaaamennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!
Now, since our members I mean membership has swollen, I think it's time we have our first RCLC group singalong. Anyone who is not a member should know that when we show up - this here is the song that's playing.
- 11/2/15
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Aye Aye! I'm honored nominated to the ranks this grand motley crue of brothers. Raising a beer to R.C.L.C! May we reign from now until we meet Valhalla!
- 16/10/13
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- 16/10/13
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This is 100% true and is my fault it didn't happen sooner. I was waiting for a nudie shot of Doc I mean I actually completely forgot about you nominating him until you just mentioned. I apologize to both of you. It's hard to keep it all straight. I mean, I do have a photographic memory but somebody spilled beer all over the pictures.
LOL! It's ok, the important thing is that he is in now! Welcome brothers, may your cawks be long and your bawllz forever be out! To the RCLC!
- 16/10/13
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Look at all the people here tonite!
Yep, we have one more member to add to the roster this weekend: stamsd. Stamsd, also known as Dave, is a bonafide bad ass, music savant, and at one point he actually worked as a midget and whore wrangler for a Van Halen tribute band down in Tijuana. I've known him for a while and I know he's got his Bawllz out right now.
Ok, so we know some scriptures are coming, just to make this all official and stuff. And here it is:
Dear Lord,
I've been to the edge,
And I stood and looked down.
I lost a lot of friends there, baby,
I got no time to mess around....
Lord, please raise this Brother up into Thine Heavenly flock.
Keep him in your will and shine your light upon him.
And please forgive him for that donkey show he used to run in TJ. It was the 80s so give him a break.
Hallelujah...Amen!
Now, as ceremony dictates, I shall burn a cheap Ali Michael Kors purse and scatter the ashes to the wind while dancing naked around the fire and singing Hair Of The Dog.
Yep, we have one more member to add to the roster this weekend: stamsd. Stamsd, also known as Dave, is a bonafide bad ass, music savant, and at one point he actually worked as a midget and whore wrangler for a Van Halen tribute band down in Tijuana. I've known him for a while and I know he's got his Bawllz out right now.
Ok, so we know some scriptures are coming, just to make this all official and stuff. And here it is:
Dear Lord,
I've been to the edge,
And I stood and looked down.
I lost a lot of friends there, baby,
I got no time to mess around....
Lord, please raise this Brother up into Thine Heavenly flock.
Keep him in your will and shine your light upon him.
And please forgive him for that donkey show he used to run in TJ. It was the 80s so give him a break.
Hallelujah...Amen!
Now, as ceremony dictates, I shall burn a cheap Ali Michael Kors purse and scatter the ashes to the wind while dancing naked around the fire and singing Hair Of The Dog.
- 16/10/13
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twanger
Renowned Member
- 15/2/12
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I've already shipped it out.
Thank you. The fishing line and bowling ball were killing me!
Contrats to our new members, welcome to the Badass Bawllz out degenerate community that is RCLC..
Jumbo bucket $3.99, I'm in!...
Jumbo bucket $3.99, I'm in!...
