Ok gents, Brother Raddave has brought us a new nomination, a fine upstanding member who goes by the name watch this. If you guys know watch then you know he's a funny guy, gots his Bawllz out, and has the right sunny disposition that the RCLC is known for. That's like what we're known for, right? Being all happy and friendly and stuff? I mean, we're not like those damn Ewoks at the end of Jedi, what with their stupid teddy bear parade and all that. You know, I wish the Stormtroopers had won and killed every single last one of those things. First of all, nobody can understand a word they say. Plus you just know they stink to high heaven and I bet they haven't evolved yet to the point where they actually use toilet paper and stuff. Wait - where was I? Oh yeah.
Ok so I present to you the newest member of the RCLC - watch this. No, I'm not telling you to watch this, I'm saying that's his name. Ah, just look for the RCLC logo in his sig and you'll know who I'm talking about.
Now that brings us to the ceremonial Rep Sacrifice to appease the Rep Gods and to thank them for bringing us such a fine looking I mean awesome dude. I shall now take a pair of scissors to a 37 dollar Keepall, bury the pieces tonight by the light of the moon, then drink some shine and take a piss right on the grave. The prayer will be said at that time so if you wanna hear it just come over about 11 tonite.
And welcome to the Insane Asylum...your official Swedish Made Enlarger will be shipped to you tomorrow. In a big box that says PEENUS ENLARGER on the outside in huge letters. To your neighbor's house. The nosey one who is a blabber mouth.