Hear ye, hear ye!! JAFO is calling to order the first open meeting of the RCLC. WTF is the RCLC, you might ask? You must be new here, lemme splain it:
The RCLC is the Royal Council of Long C*cks. We are a small band of brothers who seek to help the noob, lay the wrath of God Almighty Hisself on the Brig'ed Noobz, and basically we talk a lot of shit and just be bad asses. Cause we're bad asses. Although we are a very secretive organization, it's pretty easy to spot one of us: we always gots our Bawllz out. And now, for the first time ever, I shall reveal our membership roster:
Wingnut
Txrob779
REDCELL
JAFO
Deeje
Recently we have been keeping our eyes on a few of you and have seen fit to anoint two new members into our hallowed realm: MSAMatt and Raddave. They have proven themeselves to be Bawllz out bad asses and all around good guys. Therefore, on this day of our Lord whatever and about an hour before beer time, let it be written that MSA and Raddave have now received the official anointing as laid forth by our founding fathers. These two fine looking and rather sexy men are now privy to all of the rights, responsibilities, protections, and benefits of said holy brotherhood and should be granted safe passage by all or else we'll put a boot in yo booty.
Now, I shall say the official prayer and then burn a cheap rep as a sacrifice to officially sanctify their inclusion into the Holy of Holies...
O God:
Ease our suffering in this, our moment of great despair
Yea, admit these two good and bad ass mens into thine arms in the flock in thine heavenly area up there
And Moab, he laidest down in the land of the Canaanites
And yea, though the Hindus speak of Karma, I implore you Lord -
Give these two guys a break.
Baruch Ata....Hallelujah!
Now, who's gonna drive me to the beer store?
The RCLC is the Royal Council of Long C*cks. We are a small band of brothers who seek to help the noob, lay the wrath of God Almighty Hisself on the Brig'ed Noobz, and basically we talk a lot of shit and just be bad asses. Cause we're bad asses. Although we are a very secretive organization, it's pretty easy to spot one of us: we always gots our Bawllz out. And now, for the first time ever, I shall reveal our membership roster:
Wingnut
Txrob779
REDCELL
JAFO
Deeje
Recently we have been keeping our eyes on a few of you and have seen fit to anoint two new members into our hallowed realm: MSAMatt and Raddave. They have proven themeselves to be Bawllz out bad asses and all around good guys. Therefore, on this day of our Lord whatever and about an hour before beer time, let it be written that MSA and Raddave have now received the official anointing as laid forth by our founding fathers. These two fine looking and rather sexy men are now privy to all of the rights, responsibilities, protections, and benefits of said holy brotherhood and should be granted safe passage by all or else we'll put a boot in yo booty.
Now, I shall say the official prayer and then burn a cheap rep as a sacrifice to officially sanctify their inclusion into the Holy of Holies...
O God:
Ease our suffering in this, our moment of great despair
Yea, admit these two good and bad ass mens into thine arms in the flock in thine heavenly area up there
And Moab, he laidest down in the land of the Canaanites
And yea, though the Hindus speak of Karma, I implore you Lord -
Give these two guys a break.
Baruch Ata....Hallelujah!
Now, who's gonna drive me to the beer store?
let's roll