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The Official RCLC Bad Ass Thread!
- Thread starter JAFO
- Start date
- 19/4/12
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Where do I apply, I have several good disguises and am committed being to being a complete Lunatic!
I also have a useful Van for new member induction!
I do Drink strange and exotic Stuff.
Well shit...
It looks like you have everything I need LOL!
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I would fear a certain appendage would not be adequate to be worthy of such an honour lol. But you won't tell anyone will you?
Oh good Lord, JAFO tan on absinthe, that would be a trip that would blow even Keith Richards' mind.
- 16/10/13
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Ding Dong, I call another meeting of the RCLC to order! So shut up and get yer Bawllz out...
The Brotherhood has been looking at a few of you knuckleheads and we like what we've seen. Invitations have been extended to a few of you and I wanted to go ahead and announce a few new members before I get distracted watching some Dakota Skye porn...
On this glorious day, whatever the date may be, and about an hour before Beer Time, I hereby anoint the following members into the Holy of Holies - The Royal Council of Long C*cks...
Tucker
Thrasher
PhilG
These men have shown exceptional Bad Assery and/or the proper amount of dain bramage necessary to rise to the top of the short list. They are now full fledged members of the RCLC and as such they are now privy to all of the rights, responsibilities, protections, and benefits of said Holy Brotherhood and shall be granted safe passage by all or we'll put an Aliexpress Rose Gold Jeweled Buttplug in yo booty.
I shall now say a prayer and then piss on a pair of Yeezies and the anointing will be complete...
Dear Baby Jesus,
Little 7 pound/8 ounce baby, so cute and cuddly in your little golden fleece diapers.
Just a tiny little baby, can't speak a word yet but still omnipotent.
Thank you for bringing these lunatics to the attention of the RCLC and for their desire to join this most Holy of all gangs.
Yea, some say the RCLC is like a pirate ship, I liken it more to an insane asylum with hot chicks giving us sponge baths.
Please accept these sexy men into the Council which you have blessed with awesomeness and Bad Assedness and Dark Tannedness.
Amen!
Don't worry - MSA will be along shortly to provide a proper Jew prayer, once he finishes counting his gold.
The Brotherhood has been looking at a few of you knuckleheads and we like what we've seen. Invitations have been extended to a few of you and I wanted to go ahead and announce a few new members before I get distracted watching some Dakota Skye porn...
On this glorious day, whatever the date may be, and about an hour before Beer Time, I hereby anoint the following members into the Holy of Holies - The Royal Council of Long C*cks...
Tucker
Thrasher
PhilG
These men have shown exceptional Bad Assery and/or the proper amount of dain bramage necessary to rise to the top of the short list. They are now full fledged members of the RCLC and as such they are now privy to all of the rights, responsibilities, protections, and benefits of said Holy Brotherhood and shall be granted safe passage by all or we'll put an Aliexpress Rose Gold Jeweled Buttplug in yo booty.
I shall now say a prayer and then piss on a pair of Yeezies and the anointing will be complete...
Dear Baby Jesus,
Little 7 pound/8 ounce baby, so cute and cuddly in your little golden fleece diapers.
Just a tiny little baby, can't speak a word yet but still omnipotent.
Thank you for bringing these lunatics to the attention of the RCLC and for their desire to join this most Holy of all gangs.
Yea, some say the RCLC is like a pirate ship, I liken it more to an insane asylum with hot chicks giving us sponge baths.
Please accept these sexy men into the Council which you have blessed with awesomeness and Bad Assedness and Dark Tannedness.
Amen!
Don't worry - MSA will be along shortly to provide a proper Jew prayer, once he finishes counting his gold.
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Things here at the RCLC Compound are moving fast and we have two additional brothers who have accepted their invitations to join this esteemed brotherhood. I don't know why they chose to accept the invitation by sending me pics of their Bawllz but that works too.
Hear ye, hear ye, all the shit I typed in my last post applies to the following two new Brothers. I'm all out of Astroglide so this is gonna be a quick anointing:
yllekp
sub4me - Oh, I see some people out there kinda shakin a bit. And well you should - sub's in and the ones who should be worried know who you are. Yeah, you. No, not you - the fat guy next to you. Yeah, you.
Welcome to the RCLC, gentlemen.
Hear ye, hear ye, all the shit I typed in my last post applies to the following two new Brothers. I'm all out of Astroglide so this is gonna be a quick anointing:
yllekp
sub4me - Oh, I see some people out there kinda shakin a bit. And well you should - sub's in and the ones who should be worried know who you are. Yeah, you. No, not you - the fat guy next to you. Yeah, you.
Welcome to the RCLC, gentlemen.
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God Bless You all. I raise my glass in honor of thee!
Candy and booze?? Hey - I invented that method of cruising for hot chicks - you can't steal it!
Every Halloween the delinquent High School girls know where to cum! By the way my Ballz are out in that picture, the photographer , well she was latter punished appropriately!
As I said in the private induction ceremony, I will announce it now for all the RWI world to see.
I am truly honoured and swear to upkeep the hallowed sacred vows of the Royal Council.
I furthermore swear to keep my Bawllz out to display the RCCR at all times, the true symbol of our brotherhood.
I shall brandish my long sword where ever it needs to be brandished, and smite terror and hot water on those who need to be smiten.
And if you think I am not serious here is the other sword. ( The dress assists me in keeping my bawllz out)
I am truly honoured and swear to upkeep the hallowed sacred vows of the Royal Council.
I furthermore swear to keep my Bawllz out to display the RCCR at all times, the true symbol of our brotherhood.
I shall brandish my long sword where ever it needs to be brandished, and smite terror and hot water on those who need to be smiten.
And if you think I am not serious here is the other sword. ( The dress assists me in keeping my bawllz out)
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Excellent! Just be sure to make and keep a copy of their ID on file. That makes it all legal and stuff.
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As I said in the private induction ceremony, I will announce it now for all the RWI world to see.
I am truly honoured and swear to upkeep the hallowed sacred vows of the Royal Council.
I furthermore swear to keep my Bawllz out to display the RCCR at all times, the true symbol of our brotherhood.
I shall brandish my long sword where ever it needs to be brandished, and smite terror and hot water on those who need to be smiten.
And if you think I am not serious here is the other sword. ( The dress assists me in keeping my bawllz out)
pkelly gets this week's Most Sexy Man of the RCLC award!!!
I shall be that sexy Noob crusader.[MENTION=45225]WingNut[/MENTION] Whitey I will need a sig to go with that award lol.
An honour to be a member of this elite group.
I'm stuck for words at the moment, just too emotional right now.
I will post again tomorrow, I just need to go to the beach with the girls to celebrate.
I'm stuck for words at the moment, just too emotional right now.
I will post again tomorrow, I just need to go to the beach with the girls to celebrate.