Well to me a facepalm - just like the "proverbial box of rocks" I received - are suited if a post is complete bullshit, written in poor language or whatever. But looks like you love giving these to new users / Noobs, as Tucker might call me, so go ahead.
However, this is still a forum and a community. Why should I hijack a thread and how should I do this? You aren't being cumbered to post or view these watches in any way. Aren't we allowed to discuss some aspects in a thread? It does not harm you "rep-a-holics" in any way and if you are not interested in the discussion, you could just skip the text and enjoy the "crap-tac-ular" watches? Vice versa, it does not mean that we, whom are engaged in this discussion, don't want to see these "crap-tac-ular" reps, as you call them. But hey, if you believe that I am hijacking this thread, go ahead; there is even a "report"-button under my posts, maybe you want to try that out.