- Yachtmaster II
- Yachtmaster I in sizes that are smaller than 40mm (they look so out of proportion, especially with that massive bezel and smaller dial)
- GMT Master II 126720 VTNR (just ugly. It tries too hard)
- Pearlmaster (gaudy and way over the top, and way too expensive. They remain unpopular for a good reason)
- That jigsaw puzzle day-date
- Any Rolex with onyx dial (I never understood the hype, especially when the dial looks like glossy black paint without indices)
- Any Rolex Datejust with that palm leaf dial (it looks so gaudy and out of place, and it reminds me of weed)
- Rolex Submariner 114060/116610 series and GMT Master II 116710 series (fat lugs, blingy centre links, massive bezel numbers. Very "in-your-f--kin-face" and lacks the thinner lugs like its heritage and predecessors... even though i own a few of them lol)
- Rolex Submariner 116610 LV "Hulk" (i find the green dial with green bezel very ugly, even though i also own one lol)
- Rolex GMT Master 126710 / 126713 / 126718 / etc with jubilee bracelet (i find the jubilee bracelet does NOT go well with the fat case lugs and the already over-the-top design language. It is too much and too "in-your-f--kin-face" for me)
- Meteorite dial
- Artisans de Genève Submariner (i don't like the 114060 and 116610 to begin with, so making the boring 3130 movement appear pretentiously complicated with a skeleton dial and custom movement parts is like polishing turd. Plus the Submariner is meant to be a tool watch, not a piece of artistic endeavor like that)
- Rolex Sea Dweller 126600 (they upsized it and added a cyclops. IMO, they ruined the heritage of the Sea Dweller design and turned it into a pimped sub)