Welcome to the Brig English Gent

[Storm.]

@Raddave @C Master

so fuckers Im back and will be for ever

lets see the best you have, maybe a watch pic will do it, never know

Im buying a ASL Lange 1 next week, guess your still worrying about what your 'bitch' wants

An A. Sange & Löhne? Nice.

I don't have a dog, just your mother on a leash.

 

[Meto]

@mclarendude he's back. Can we IP ban him?tl

Just to prove my point this guy is harrasing everybody through pm


I'm lying?
Normally staff needs to approve posting PMs, but here



And then when I ignore you




You're harrasing not just me but @KushBandit too. Nobody wants you here. Leave us alone you drugged out crack head.

show me the harassing, please do

 

[Meto]

@Raddave @C Master

cry baby, Raddave will me my new dad etc.., yeah?

 

[Storm.]

Jesus Christ, you have nothing better to do on a Saturday than to make an ass of yourself on the internet?


You are a 50 year old man. Trying to prove a point to a half as old crowd that does not care about anything you say whatsoever.
Nobody cares about your watches Paul. Nobody cares about your life.
You're a pathetic old guy who hasn't been laid in years and the only thing that comes close to a woman in your life is your reflection in the mirror with ya long ass hair.

 

[3rdpirate]

Well, here’s a fancy watch on a fancy dildo.
(since one demands watch pics)

Shipping on me, no worries.
An extra salty hamburger will be added in there, to match your taste.

I’d like it be used appropriately.
No chronograph, but you can easily time yourself reaching climax with that bad boy.

[just taking the piss on a slow afternoon , don’t mind me]

 

[trailboss99]

Sigh, banned again

 

[KushBandit]

so proud of yourself, but yet your a fucking knobhead..

You're*

 

[Feefo]

Alcohol/drug effect wore off? Reality set in?

 

[DrewThat]

Never thought I'd have to re-live this nightmare.

The man has more accounts than OJ did of the night in question

 

[jjjonwhite]

Just when I was thinking of relisting the watch that started this whole sordid affair

 

[bleedinglottery]

We are nearing 1000 comments and almost a year and this man is still going. It's wild. Feels like a Loriot scetch.

 

[pistebasher]

Actually pretty sad. Reading the style of his replies reminds me of my recently deceased friend who died of an overdose. The schizophrenic flip flops from balshy arrogance to seeking sympathy and forgivness and the intense hunger for attention is all very familiar. It's probable this guy has a serious substance issue and is very lonely. Shame.

 

[parklanephil]

Well, i guess somebody needs to restart the sobriety clock

 

[EM9]

"PAGANI DESIGN 2020 Stainless Steel GMT Watch" - The best'iiiiiist...

I too have bought a Pagani in a drunken, opioid fueled spree. The dial said Explorer & GMT so I figured it had to be twice as good right? Boy was I surprised 2 days later when the 'Zon delivered it along with a toothbrush and some 3m tape from a 2am buy I didn't remember. It was way better than I hoped. It not only had Explorer & GMT stamped on the dial it also had 10BAR on it. I can flex and let people know I can pool it up and tell time.. anytime!

Alas, it was considered an interloper by its box companions and exiled to an office drawer where it patiently awaits its day of reckoning to be valued at more than the cost of a bracelet link in one of gens.

P.S. - How do we get free Netflix? Might be a PAGANI DESIGN in it for ya, wink, wink. I do love free shit.

 

[tripdog]

delivered it along with a toothbrush and some 3m tape from a 2am buy I didn't remember.

Sounds like you'd been reading about the Tik Tok Scrotal Toothbrush Cleaning challenge.

 

[EM9]

Sounds like you'd been reading about the Tok Tok Scrotal Toothbrush Cleaning challenge.

I wasn't but I know what I'll be doing this afternoon!

 

[joeyc]

I really missed out not being in this thread , pure comedy gold

 

[joeyc]

I really missed out not being in this thread , pure comedy gold

 

[KushBandit]

Oh man, I saw this thread get bumped and thought he came back for round 3

 

[Procurator]