Attention! It's time to anoint a new member of the RCLC....
JAFO and a few other members have been keeping an eye on this guy known as foxteca. We all like what we've seen and damn if he don't have his Bawllz out 24/7. Seriously, I don't normally advocate sun screen but this boy might want to rub some on the Bawllz cause they are out there!
The Rose Gold Cock Ring of Invitation has been extended to foxteca and JAFO is proud to announce his inclusion into the Holiest of Holies - and no, Rob, I'm not talking about The Glory Hole.
So with no further ado, or however the fck it's spelled, I give you foxteca. If you haven't checked out his posts then something is wrong with you cause the boy is a Bad Ass. Plus he works part time as a Harlequin Romance Novel model. Fabio can kiss his ass. So that's that.
Now...I am going to crack open the Ceremonial Cheap Beer...drank the whole damn thing...then piss on a pair of Yeezies. I know, I've done that before. But this new Brother earned a proper christening and damn if I ain't gonna give it to him!
And now..time for a prayer...JAFO always has a prayer...
I been to Rome...
Dallas, Texas...
Man I thought I'd seen it all..
Around the world,
Searching every corner...
Man I thought I'd hit the walllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!
Dear Lord,
Please accept this Bling Blangin, Poontangin, Diangalangin, bad ass mofo into thine muscley and well tanned arms.
This guy has earned his place in thine Heavenly Flock.
Keep him close to you, Lord.
Hold him in his hours of darkness and keep his Bawllz smooth.
And a whole bunch of other stuff like that.
Amen
Brothers...Fellow Members of the Royal Council of Long Cocks...from this day forward foxteca shall be one of us.
Gooble gobble one of us
Gooble gobble one of us
And his nickname shall be....Bud Fox
So let it be written...so let it be done...