Official "Reported" Thread!

[Michaelh]

I hope that you die in a dreadful mattress fire, you dripping goat's cock.

#kill the bees

I’m reporting @Wingding1984 for a much too quick escalation even for him

 

[Michaelh]

Reporting @C Master for having a dong so huge it has its own membership here (it’s a supporter).

 

[asusundevils1971]

Reporting @C Master for having a dong so huge it has its own membership here (it’s a supporter).

@Michaelh when you are referring to my favorite Irish moderators dong, hope you are referring to his watch collection

 

[Michaelh]

@Michaelh when you are referring to my favorite Irish moderators dong, hope you are referring to his watch collection

Reporting @asusundevils1971 for telling me that when @C Master was born first the doctor spanked him and then the nurse broke a champagne bottle on his dong.

 

[Michaelh]

Reported, all you jerkwads for not wishing me a happy birthday today just because you didn’t know. This time next year I want the most savage roast ever seen! @asusundevils1971 @m5750 @Wingding1984 and reporting @C Master for having a dong so huge it recently had a coup and is now officially referred to as the democratic republic of c master’s dong.

 

[m5750]

Reported, all you jerkwads for not wishing me a happy birthday today just because you didn’t know. This time next year I want the most savage roast ever seen! @asusundevils1971 @m5750 @Wingding1984 and reporting @C Master for having a dong so huge it recently had a coup and is now officially referred to as the democratic republic of c master’s dong.

Happy birthday bro! Next year, I'll just tell you to suck balls, and you'll know.

 

[asusundevils1971]

Reporting @Michaelh for being so fecking needy and having a big fascination with my favorite Irish moderators dong. You need training at the Reddit finishing school.

 

[m5750]

having a big fascination with my favorite Irish moderators dong.

@C Master is my favorite Irish mod too. I also spit Coke Zero on my monitors when I read this.

 

[Michaelh]

Reporting @Michaelh for being so fecking needy and having a big fascination with my favorite Irish moderators dong. You need training at the Reddit finishing school.

I can finish lots of things, including @C Master’s dong provided I have a team of Clydesdales

 

[Wingding1984]

Reporting @Michaelh for still underestimating the girth of @C Master's never-ending trouser tentacle.

Happy birthday, you old fart.

 

[suffolkdiver]

Happy birthday bro! Next year, I'll just tell you to suck balls, and you'll know.

 

[Michaelh]

Interestingly my kids and this 44 year old body might be enough of a roast anyway