Official "Reported" Thread!

[RDRoss]

Reporting the comment above. It seems to be proof that translation apps don’t work well. At least I hope that’s what it was.

But more importantly I am
Also reporting @asusundevils1971 for attempting to stop the flow of Vaselume to the Americas. And mentioning @Feefo to remember to advertise NEW Vaselume Maple in the EU.

 

[asusundevils1971]

That's hurtful RD. Reporting @RDRoss for not supplying a good customer (ME) with the Vaselume as he is the exclusive distributor in Canada. I was hosting a special "Sundevil Fundevil" orgy party with a harem of beautiful women coming in for the weekend to the estate and RD was ignoring my messages for a case of the good stuff.

Two days after the ladies left he finally responded to my messages saying that Vaselume is no longer available to me because of a New Years celebration I hosted that attracted attention from Canadian customs. Did find out the truth later that RDRoss was hosting a tour of the sleaziest Ballet establishments in the Toronto area that same weekend with @DiggerOfWatches, @m5750 ,@Michaelh and @GingerBubba. The real reason he cut my supply off is he was jealous that he wasn't invited to the estate to partake in the "Sundevil Fundevil" orgy party.

@Feefo you need to fire RDRoss' ass and find someone who is more reliable for the Canadian distribution of Vaselume.

 

[m5750]

That's hurtful RD. Reporting @RDRoss for not supplying a good customer (ME) with the Vaselume as he is the exclusive distributor in Canada. I was hosting a special "Sundevil Fundevil" orgy party with a harem of beautiful women coming in for the weekend to the estate and RD was ignoring my messages for a case of the good stuff.

Two days after the ladies left he finally responded to my messages saying that Vaselume is no longer available to me because of a New Years celebration I hosted that attracted attention from Canadian customs. Did find out the truth later that RDRoss was hosting a tour of the sleaziest Ballet establishments in the Toronto area that same weekend with @DiggerOfWatches, @m5750,@Michaelh and @GingerBubba. The real reason he cut my supply off is he was jealous that he wasn't invited to the estate to partake in the "Sundevil Fundevil" orgy party.

@Feefo you need to fire RDRoss' ass and find someone who is more reliable for the Canadian distribution of Vaselume.

Reporting @asusundevils1971 for not tagging me correctly in this post. No orgy for me.

 

[suffolkdiver]

 

[Michaelh]

‘Heeeeeeyyyyy, this is just food grade silicone with enough 99% isopropyl alcohol to make it the consistency of honey’ didn’t pull up a gif. Weird. Giphy reported!

 

[Wingding1984]

Just pop one of his haemorrhoids, that'll add a little lube if you need it.

#voice of experience

 

[Dave2302]

Just pop one of his haemorrhoids, that'll add a little lube if you need it.

#voice of experience

Reporting @Wingding1984 for making me

 

[suffolkdiver]

Reporting @Wingding1984 for making me

I second that