I was working at Kinko's, and had been flirting with an attractive lady who was clearly in town on business. As she approached the counter to pay, I secretly opened a helium balloon so I could surprise her with a cute, silly voice. But she paused just short of the counter to look at a book on a shelf. I tried heroically to hold my helium, as my brain burned through its supply of oxygen.
When she finally arrived, I tried to say the witty anecdote I planned, but forgot how to talk. "Quaaackleblarg." The room lurched violently sideways, and I saw a stream of drool land on the counter. I fell down, and she enjoyed a good laugh with my coworker while I recovered my senses.
While I have an issue with the outcome, I do not feel like I was either scammed or robbed, simply because the situation did not turn out how I expected. I offer this anecdote only to illustrate the importance of stepping back and looking at the big picture.
When she finally arrived, I tried to say the witty anecdote I planned, but forgot how to talk. "Quaaackleblarg." The room lurched violently sideways, and I saw a stream of drool land on the counter. I fell down, and she enjoyed a good laugh with my coworker while I recovered my senses.
While I have an issue with the outcome, I do not feel like I was either scammed or robbed, simply because the situation did not turn out how I expected. I offer this anecdote only to illustrate the importance of stepping back and looking at the big picture.