AliExpress experiments - Non-watch products

[JAFO]

Sadly no.

Don't apologize, brother. I just appreciate you answering my question. So any old gin will work? You think cheap American Beerz would do the trick too?

 

[MSAMatt]

Don't apologize, brother. I just appreciate you answering my question. So any old gin will work? You think cheap American Beerz would do the trick too?

I would think so, although I would think a nice port might do the trick even better.

 

[JAFO]

I would think so, although I would think a nice port might do the trick even better.

Ok, serious question - Bath and Body Works Mahogany Teakwood or Black Tie candle? I mean, both of them smell like a Hollister store but I want to maximize the experience. Actually sub4me wanted me to ask.

 

[MSAMatt]

Ok, serious question - Bath and Body Works Mahogany Teakwood or Black Tie candle? I mean, both of them smell like a Hollister store but I want to maximize the experience. Actually sub4me wanted me to ask.

Mahogany Teakwood for sure, spray the air with some Axe body spray like you would Febreeze and I promise you won't regret it.

 

[JAFO]

Mahogany Teakwood for sure, spray the air with some Axe body spray like you would Febreeze and I promise you won't regret it.

I usually do that to my entire bedroom before bed time. But I don't want the scents to clash.

 

[MSAMatt]

I usually do that to my entire bedroom before bed time. But I don't want the scents to clash.

They go together quite well and make an almost etherial experience, quite like an OOB (out of body). The smell is so pungent and powerful it reminds me of visiting a tribal healer in Tibet when my extra pinky toe grew from all of the radiation poisoning I got when I visited Chernobyl.

 

[sub4me]

You can get a pallet of scented candles for like five dollars and if there's a problem just file an Ali dispute and you'll end up paying like one dollar.

 

[JAFO]

You can get a pallet of scented candles for like five dollars and if there's a problem just file an Ali dispute and you'll end up paying like one dollar.

If I can buy this off Ali I'm down for a PM!! Kinky Linky!!

 

[sub4me]

Exactly and then you just file a Ali dispute and get it for free. Don't worry they expect this to happen which is why the candles mostly have no wicks.

 

[Fiddo]

If I can buy this off Ali I'm down for a PM!! Kinky Linky!!

Is that the three wick model? Don't get ripped and end up with only one or two wicks.

 

[JAFO]

Exactly and then you just file a Ali dispute and get it for free. Don't worry they expect this to happen which is why the candles mostly have no wicks.

I see...I'm a little disappointed by the Ali sellers I've looked up for these candles. They all have three inch wicks and my gen has a proper 8 inch wick. And I have to have a gen sized wick. I know, if I light it then it's not 1:1 gen but I don't care so long as it's cheap.

But the bigger the wick the better.

Is it getting hot in here?

 

[JAFO]

Is that the three wick model? Don't get ripped and end up with only one or two wicks.

JAFO only goes for the Three Wick models. Don't worry, I can take it.

 

[txrob779]

BTW,

I will be reviewing (like 1500 words less than MSA's review cause ain't nobody time that long ass shit) the new

Kanye Gay Fish Ball Stretcher or KGFBS.

Please Stay Tuned and TY for axing robbie

 

[sub4me]

TxThrob, that should be interesting. Will you be providing pics??

 

[JAFO]

Txrob779 will be reviewing the Aliexpress Bawllz Stretcher. Until he is ready to post his review, please enjoy this official Kanye/Yeezy video. Once you've watched this you might want to PM sub4me for a link - please send him all your requests!

 

[Tucker]

Well hurry it up - she's all worked up for some safe make believe jungle love and her husband is gonna be out of town this weekend.

Has JAFO tried nipple clips? My Ex loved them. She had those big old eraser nipples so I had to be careful when I put them on but they drove her crazy. I saw them on Ali but didn't save the link. I'll try to find the seller. How do we post non-clickable links?

 

[Thrasher]

Guys this is a very sensitive issue for me, but I really need to ask. Has anyone seen a Tracie Lords furless fleshlight? I'm in my office right now so I cant give great detail. But I find that very few modern fleshlights can accommodate my man meat without tearing. I know Tracie can easily accommodate my WMD. Any real world advice would be helpful.

 

[JAFO]

Has JAFO tried nipple clips? My Ex loved them. She had those big old eraser nipples so I had to be careful when I put them on but they drove her crazy. I saw them on Ali but didn't save the link. I'll try to find the seller. How do we post non-clickable links?

First off, you have to post the link and unclick some button, I'm not quite sure how it works

 

[JAFO]

Guys this is a very sensitive issue for me, but I really need to ask. Has anyone seen a Tracie Lords furless fleshlight? I'm in my office right now so I cant give great detail. But I find that very few modern fleshlights can accommodate my man meat without tearing. I know Tracie can easily accommodate my WMD. Any real world advice would be helpful.

I don't know if Ali sells Lords Specific c*ck swallowers. I do know there are sellers who sell Nut Gobblerz.

 

[JAFO]

And JAFO does endorse pencil eraser/big ass fried egg 70s Classic Nipples