A Race For The Americas! Winner Takes All

[arty909]

Just heard that Tiger Woods' pet snail will be a few minutes tardy showing up for the race...

 

[tommy_boy]

Amateurs!

Your puny earthling snails would never stand a chance against this bad boy.



He'd stomp ya ass out befoe youd get to tha startin line, booooiii!

Talk about Silent Killers! :chatterbox:

 

[acharria]

El Yipao Colombiano....los fregue...!!!

A history lesson...

After WW2 and Korea War, The USA sell those Willis Jeep really cheap to countrys like Colombia..

This awesome machines has help for almost 50 years to defeat the Colombian topography...

And also the "Yipao", its a trade amount, people sale a Yipao of goods = a Jeep full, really full of goods..

This Yipao also looks like a snail...

 

[acharria]

Avenger007's car

This is the last time that Avenger007's race team was seen...
Good luck with that Avenger...

 

[avenger007]

I figured most of you would like to see a picture of Acharria in his home country of Panama. Note the Nokia phone he's using. Better get dressed for the race, Ach!

 

[carnut]

Mmmmm. Snails

but for your race, I'll take one of these....

 

[acharria]

Lets go...

Mmmmm. Snails

Carnut.... You beast!!!!!

Race is ON Avenger!!!!

 

[exeekias]

dang. I was all set to win this one but then my driver had a small problem:

 

[avenger007]

Acharria is now dressed and ready to race. Nice haircut, Ach!

 

[jerryss]

I'll just bring my Racing Snail.

Got it from this guy...

oh, it was nothing

 

[andygt]

I shall be winning the race using the only real mode of transport for the discerning gentleman about town:

Yes, that's right folks it's my replica plane plated in Hont-Goldâ„¢ being pulled by midgets.

 

[JellyJoe]

erm... I just built this very big monsterbike using 1425 boxes of LEGO bricks, but I forgot to install a fork on its front.

 

[watchbuff]

http://www.maniacworld.com/snail-transformer.jpg

Cant lose with this baby.

 

[acharria]

New race info...


Avenger's mom is training hard for the race, as another cheat from him, she is making caos on the road.

 

[avenger007]

It's so nice that Acharria's Mom and Dad came trackside to cheer on their baby boy. Ach's Mom is the on the right.

 

[acharria]

Hot news..

acharria announce the release of 2010 new model....

 

[drfcfighter]

 

[Mobius]

CHARGE!!!!

I shall be winning the race using the only real mode of transport for the discerning gentleman about town:

Yes, that's right folks it's my replica plane plated in Hont-Goldâ„¢ being pulled by midgets.

midgets eh...shouldn't that be Seanf's post? LOL!

 

[P4GTR]

So the Russian rocket I ordered for the race arrived this evening. Expensive, yah, but the look on the Russian hookers face when I found her below deck and set her free made it all worth it.

Not to be outdone by said Russian hooker... my race snail left quite the snail trail himself on his way to take the podium win.

 

[QinetiQ]

Now that's some "cow power" right there! If someone asks we call that a Bulgarian SUV. Pretty popular around here.

"Kiiiiiiiiids hurry up or you'll be late for school"