PB-7
Nice try Acharria, but your wishy washy origami can do nothing to stop my junk-fueld Jet Powered Pod Bike PB-7.
The original project was put together after an old steam engined prototype designed by van'T Hoff, the chemist-physicist become famous after he managed to silver plate his top hat.
After the first squiggled attempts involving balloons and a pedal activated fan,
He designed and built the tremendous vehicle. The project was put aside after he realized his bike would have never crossed the ocean due to lack of coal.
But of course he drew inspiration from Bleriot's first Winged Bicycle with which the moustache world champion tried to escape from Cayenne french Guiana prison.
He escaped several years later and became a broker.
The mom of all these ideas was naturally by Leonardo Da Vinci himself whose researches on birds wings anatomical structure led him to the outstanding conclusion that men could fly with actual wings:
Once he said : "The answer is within your mind, but it is a wrong one".
He was once jumped by a copper pot repaiman, but I fail to understand the connection.