A Race For The Americas! Winner Takes All

[JellyJoe]

Do you think he would be sponcered by the world's largest supplier of goat track and field equipment if he were dead?

mmh you might have a point there.

 

[Mobius]

Jellyjoe and TB last week discussing the racing parrot:

Now its about a goat.

 

[tommy_boy]

"That is an ex-goat!"



:lol2:

 

[JellyJoe]

Jellyjoe and TB last week discussing the racing parrot:

Now its about a goat.

Hey thats a rare genuine vintage document.
On the left you can see TB, I am on the right, in the cage Pedecter.

 

[Mobius]

My prediction regarding the goat:

JellyJoe : Look matey, this goat wouldn't "voom" if you put four thousand volts through it! It's bleedin' demised!

TB : It's not! I-It's pining!

JellyJoe : It's not pinin,' it's passed on! This goat is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet its maker! This is a late goat! It's a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed him to the floor he would be pushing up the daisies! Its metabolical processes are of interest only to historians! It's hopped the twig! It's shuffled off this mortal coil! It's run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible! This.... is an EX-GOAT!

 

[sconehead]

*STOP PRESS*...an eagle-eyed member has spotted that JJ has in fact infringed rule 7a, paragraph 2, ''no slug with a lightweight carbon fibre shell superglued onto it's back may be used as a substitute to an actual snail as the straight line performance of said creature will give an unfair advantage''

I cry 'FOUL!' and ask that he be removed from the race immediately and made to take 'The Walk of Shame' as is the manner on such occasions...

 

[pedecter]

*STOP PRESS*...an eagle-eyed member has spotted that JJ has in fact infringed rule 7a, paragraph 2, ''no slug with a lightweight carbon fibre shell superglued onto it's back may be used as a substitute to an actual snail as the straight line performance of said creature will give an unfair advantage''

I cry 'FOUL!' and ask that he be removed from the race immediately and made to take 'The Walk of Shame' as is the manner on such occasions...

Duly noted.

Love, Judge Dredd.

 

[sconehead]

Duly noted.

Love, Judge Dredd.

Of course ha has the right to refute the allegations...however his silence speaks volumes imo...:daydreaming:

 

[JellyJoe]

Great, I just spent 600 skulls on a carbon fiber helmet and now I am told the snails aren't needed anymore and threatend to be kicked out for a cheap spoiler I didn't even purchase yet.

At least let me race with the windpowered Wolksvagen vintage van.

 

[tommy_boy]

Sorry, race is mine.

 

[avenger007]

 

[JellyJoe]

My Kickass Cycle X-13 is unbeatable.

*ding*
Thanks everybody for playing.

 

[avenger007]

Introduced in 1925, the Oldsmobile Sidewinder never achieved the success its designer had hoped for.

 

[JellyJoe]

As long as my Monster Truck was rejected probably for overcoolness, I am organizing charter tours in the Gobi desert. Anybody interested, PM me thx.

 

[Mobius]

Ready to take a bite out of the competition!

 

[tommy_boy]

Me and Bart

 

[Mobius]

YEEEEEEHAAAAWWWW!!!!!

 

[JellyJoe]

Amateurs...

 

[tommy_boy]

Yeeeeeee haaaaaaw!!!

 

[avenger007]

Nice try, JJ. FAIL.