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A Race For The Americas! Winner Takes All

9postguy

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Faster than ANYONE's dead goat.
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acharria

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Colombian Drag Race Team

After so short notice, we have been working 24/7 since yesterday to build this team this fast.


So let's meet our driver, his name: Legend Of Speed The Second AKA Juan Valdez.
He race under the Colombian colors number 47, SO GOOOO 47!!!
(Inside tip: the red and green colors are to get all the posible support from Admins and Mods, help me out guys, I know if you give Ped back the 3000+ posts, i will get the Getat watch.)

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Hes is been racing since he was born, mostly ran from ants and from his brothers, From the ants to avoid been eated, and from his brothers to avoid been the last one on the table at dinner time (As any intelligent human with 150 brothers). Btw he practice a lot.

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Please remember to ALWAYS WEAR A HELMET, that green little thing on the picture. So, let's start some engines... and that the Colombian kid win...

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NO SNAIL WERE INJURED DURING THE TRAINING!!
 

JellyJoe

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PB-7

Nice try Acharria, but your wishy washy origami can do nothing to stop my junk-fueld Jet Powered Pod Bike PB-7.


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The original project was put together after an old steam engined prototype designed by van'T Hoff, the chemist-physicist become famous after he managed to silver plate his top hat.

After the first squiggled attempts involving balloons and a pedal activated fan,

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He designed and built the tremendous vehicle. The project was put aside after he realized his bike would have never crossed the ocean due to lack of coal.

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But of course he drew inspiration from Bleriot's first Winged Bicycle with which the moustache world champion tried to escape from Cayenne french Guiana prison.

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He escaped several years later and became a broker.

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The mom of all these ideas was naturally by Leonardo Da Vinci himself whose researches on birds wings anatomical structure led him to the outstanding conclusion that men could fly with actual wings:

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Once he said : "The answer is within your mind, but it is a wrong one".
He was once jumped by a copper pot repaiman, but I fail to understand the connection.
 

avenger007

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21/2/09
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Snails are just badass slugs. No snail/slug is going to catch me in this truck. Mmmmm....salty.

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acharria

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Colombian back Up Team

To avoid cheaters like Avenger007!!! :beatahorse:

This is the back up team...
So, Legend Of Speed The Second, get on the back of this guy untill the road is free of any Avenger's salt!!!

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There is a movie about this kind of life...

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Some places really away from the cities still use this transportation service....
These guys also looks like a snail.

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JellyJoe

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Although pea-sized this Fly-Bike is conceptually related to the PB-7.

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The project is endorsed by several worldwide artists such as Elton John

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And Eric Clapton.

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acharria

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You must be original...

Ok, so i'm sick of Photoshop!!!

This is for real!!!!, Real people going places on Real weird machines!!!

When you are here in Colombia and want to go to the hidden paradise, you have to ride one of these...called "Brujitas"


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fakemaster

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This is all I could find

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acharria

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Raise

Trailboss...

I see your goat, and raise a runing pig....

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Btw, She is alive.. and here is the evidence at friday's party..

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Anopsis

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Sorry guys, I'm late to the party but I'm bringing the HEAT. Can your dead goat or your (apparently sleeping, yeah, that's it) pig move at WARP SPEED!? I didn't think so!

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trailboss99

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Good Lord! Looks like I had best up Ole' Gills training sked somewhat. I had no idea the competition was going to be so fierce. Not worried about the bear, bears come out of the gate well but have no real staying power.

Go Team Goat!


And don't forget to visit our sponsor's store now for all your goat track and field requirments.
Goatspeed, the Store of Champions.

 

Ridler

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Amateurs!

Your puny earthling snails would never stand a chance against this bad boy.



He'd stomp ya ass out befoe youd get to tha startin line, booooiii!
 

avenger007

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Impervious to harm and captures children.

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