Ok I’m writing all of mine together because I’ve come up with so many, should have done this from the start, kept thinking I wouldn’t come up with new ones-
Daytona ghost- quickly takes your money then disappears
The rusty- hasn’t modded in years
Dark side of the moon- never responds promptly
Raffles- might be able to fix it? Takes a shot!
Tank- does way more than required or requested
Cookie Monster- just greedy
Excalibur- holds piece long after it’s clear a miracle is needed
Wimbledon- treats it all like a dang game
No date- poor communicator
Heritage ranger- says will mod but dislikes all your ideas
Starbucks- can only do one thing, poorly
Bluesy- gives a sob story
Fifty fathoms- a modder who takes on so much work they’re in too deep to finish it all
The Big Bang- a modder who screws over a bunch of folks at once
Ballon bleu- a modder who inflates the bill for basic services
The spitfire- a modder who responds to criticism with personal attacks
Le petit prince- a modder who gets their feathers ruffled far too easily
Datejust- a modder who keeps putting the date of return back
The explorer- a modder who teaches themself their craft on your watch
And as a bonus
The post slut- a dumb noob like me that comes up with one idea for a joke and keeps posting them singularly instead of taking a minute to write them all out- post whoring for no gain whatsoever. Sorry yall!
@Karbon74 come tell these people what a piece of trash I am!
Also fwiw I think it’s tragic how some guys have started out one way and been brigged for changing so much and for whatever reason losing their accountability. I think
@Feefo is right about the reasons why it happens, but my two cents to add as a noob is to say I’ve known a lot of mid mechanics in my life and they all had a yard FULL of junker cars- they knew enough about them to be eternal optimists but not yet enough about them to be realists. Across the boards, the people that I know that are the very best at what they do are very conservative with what they take on in the first place- but nobody wants to get rich slow… lastly I don’t want to jump on any modder, even in the brig- I love this community and I hope everything is made right and absolutely everybody is restored what they are due. It’s never too much to hope we all grow…