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[MaximillianGT]

I should really get a valet parking job, so I could lay fingers on a Bugatti Veyron, take a selfie with my reps and put you all RWI old virgin watch geeks into shame! @FeefosBatteredWife can you tell me how to get a valet parking job?

 

[rolex4me]

I should really get a valet parking job, so I could lay fingers on a Bugatti Veyron, take a selfie with my reps and put you all RWI old virgin watch geeks into shame! @FeefosBatteredWife can you tell me how to get a valet parking job?

I can tell you how to get a job as a valet.

1.you are not allowed to have a school leaving certificate.
2. Your IQ must not be higher than a slice of crispbread.
3. you must be a maximum of 18 years old (although I think they made an exception for our friend),

 

[MaximillianGT]

I can tell you how to get a job as a valet.

1.you are not allowed to have a school leaving certificate.
2. Your IQ must not be higher than a slice of crispbread.
3. you must be a maximum of 18 years old (although I think they made an exception for our friend),

Shoot! I failed all...

Do I need a criminal record too?

 

[mclarendude]

I am laughing in my Aston Martin Vanquish S.

 

[Cheesegrater]

What.... the .... hell..... is going on?

That guy who thinks his URUS is hotshit is still having a hard on??

 

[CentralCal]

I go on vacation for two weeks and somebody attacks both my and Feefo's wife?

 

[Cheesegrater]

I go on vacation for two weeks and somebody attacks both my and Feefo's wife?

are your wives really that pretty?............

 

[CentralCal]

are your wives really that pretty?............

"Wife," singular

And yeah, she's a real Amanda Bynes

 

[CentralCal]

2024 Amanda Bynes

 

[rolex4me]

Shoot! I failed all...

Do I need a criminal record too?

Oh, I completely forgot, you need a certificate that confirms that you can eat with a knife and fork without accidents.

 

[asusundevils1971]

Oh, I completely forgot, you need a certificate that confirms that you can eat with a knife and fork without accidents.

There is no way in hell that anyone could pass those strict standards and be eligible to be a valet.. Now I am wondering how the valets that park my car passed.

It would be easier to get into an Ivy League school on scholarship and get the elusive three degrees.. @rolex4me how much do you charge to take the test and how many actually pass the test.

 

[rolex4me]

There is no way in hell that anyone could pass those strict standards and be eligible to be a valet.. Now I am wondering how the valets that park my car passed.

It would be easier to get into an Ivy League school on scholarship and get the elusive three degrees.. @rolex4me how much do you charge to take the test and how many actually pass the test.

Well, the test is free because you MUST assume that all applicants (for the valet service) have not had a job before (see iq crispbread) and have therefore never earned any money.

Regarding your second question: ALL applicants pass the test because otherwise they would continue to be without work and therefore the state would continue to have to provide for them (which also explains why the state supports our project)

 

[Cheesegrater]

"Wife," singular

And yeah, she's a real Amanda Bynes

How about feefo’s?

 

[Karbon74]

This level of lowlife is just exécrable…
(Sorry, I did not find a good enough translation)

 

[Cheesegrater]

This level of lowlife is just exécrable…
(Sorry, I did not find a good enough translation)

Excretion

 

[Karbon74]

Excretion

It’s the same etymology root but does not convey the same sense

 

[Cheesegrater]

It’s the same etymology root but does not convey the same sense

Urus

 

[DanFlashes]

https://imgur.com/H5lAEkY

 

[Storm.]

So I was called on by @Feefo for the reason that I am actually the only member who knows his family and wife personally.

I can assure you guys, his wife does not get beat hard.
The occasional backhand slap is custom to Italy, and his wife does wear pretty good make up, so you can't even tell she's been hit or even that her name used to be Jimothy.

Stop spreading rumors.

 

[Reaps]

So I was called on by @Feefo for the reason that I am actually the only member who knows his family and wife personally.

I can assure you guys, his wife does not get beat hard.
The occasional backhand slap is custom to Italy, and his wife does wear pretty good make up, so you can't even tell she's been hit or even that her name used to be Jimothy.

Stop spreading rumors.

Welcome back, if only just for a brief moment my friend. The forum has missed your shenanigans.