UK customs detained...any advice?

[trailboss99]

It happens all the time in Germany too, your first mistake was not printing a fake receipt and certificate from Rolex and put it in the box, if you do they open the package see this inside and send it on its way, your best option is going on eBay or Chrono24 and looking for certificate of authenticity and photoshopping it with your watch SN

Are you nuts? As advice goes that's about as bad as I've ever seen. If you are not just trolling and really do that I hope you enjoy your criminal record.

 

[eBoy]

Are you nuts? As advice goes that's about as bad as I've ever seen. If you are not just trolling and really do that I hope you enjoy your criminal record.

In another thread @dave180 suggested to use a 'high-grade" AP franken for $500 (because a rep for less than $300 is not "grate" [sic] enough) to go into an AP AD to impress the sales assistants and "lure" them into putting you on a wait list for an AP.

He claims to have successfully done that himself.

I think he's actually serious about everything he says though.

 

[KruisingKhaos95]

Are you nuts? As advice goes that's about as bad as I've ever seen. If you are not just trolling and really do that I hope you enjoy your criminal record.

Imagine being stuck with a £2000 VAT bill on your $300 sub because this numpty thought it was a good idea to print out fake receipts and invoices for a "gen rolex"

 

[eBoy]

Imagine being stuck with a £2000 VAT bill on your $300 sub because this numpty thought it was a good idea to print out fake receipts and invoices for a "gen rolex"

But wait, he later wrote that he declares them broken and claims they're only 40 USD worth, because that's exactly how dumb they are at customs: $10k Rolex that's working perfectly fine is worth 40 bucks because Dave's forged docs say so.

 

[MikeOxlong]

But wait, he later wrote that he declares them broken and claims they're only 40 USD worth, because that's exactly how dumb they are at customs: $10k Rolex that's working perfectly fine is worth 40 bucks because Dave's forged docs say so.

Who in their right mind believes a broken Gen is only 40USD anyway? Especially in a box with a card and receipt.

 

[eBoy]

Who in their right mind believes a broken Gen is only 40USD anyway? Especially in a box with a card and receipt.

I don't know who would believe something silly like this.

I know only one thing: IF there is anyone who would, they sure as heck are not employed in any capacity by a customs agency. These people have a lot of training and experience and usually know their shit quite well...