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The Rant Thread

PHicks

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fakemaster said:
So I decide to get out of the house last night because I needed to get away. I went to see Watchmen. Now I knew it was a Superhero movie. But I didn't know they were called the Watchmen for several reasons. One of them being that the main guy Mr. Manhattan was a watchmakers son. So through this whole movie there are constant references to time including one flashback where he was a young biy and his father was teachng him how to tear watch apart and put it back together. As I sat there I screamed 'NOOOO WATCHMEEENNN'. Then my wife leans over and says. I know that gear on the left. I found one on the floor yesterday. I set it on your table.

So much for getting away.... :cry:

Hey Fakey did I see a couple of typo's there? Just kidding.

So, a while back a friend of mine asked me to look at an old English pocket watch that he inherited from his grandfather. Normally I don't do this but he's a good friend so I say OK.

I take the watch apart and it's been butchered by an amateur; hands broken off, case forced open etc. All the original oil had turned into a grey/green paste. I clean the movement and find the original problem; the watch has a fusee and inside the fusee are 2 small pawls that stop it from unwinding. One of the pawls was broken.

After tracking down an antique watch dealer in the UK I manage to get some hands but I have to make the pawl. After several hours handcrafting this tiny thing (about the size of a pin head) I finally finish it. I test it out and it works like a charm. Last step is to part the pawl off from it's extended stem (this allowed me to hold in a pin vice while I worked on it). All of a sudden PING, gone. 2 hours later I give up looking for it and make another one. Friend is now happy, I will never do this again and to make matters worse a couple of weeks ago I look down at my watch bench and what is sitting there grinning at me, a hand crafted pawl.

At least you got your gear back...
 

Para

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PHicks said:
fakemaster said:
So I decide to get out of the house last night because I needed to get away. I went to see Watchmen. Now I knew it was a Superhero movie. But I didn't know they were called the Watchmen for several reasons. One of them being that the main guy Mr. Manhattan was a watchmakers son. So through this whole movie there are constant references to time including one flashback where he was a young biy and his father was teachng him how to tear watch apart and put it back together. As I sat there I screamed 'NOOOO WATCHMEEENNN'. Then my wife leans over and says. I know that gear on the left. I found one on the floor yesterday. I set it on your table.

So much for getting away.... :cry:

Hey Fakey did I see a couple of typo's there? Just kidding.

So, a while back a friend of mine asked me to look at an old English pocket watch that he inherited from his grandfather. Normally I don't do this but he's a good friend so I say OK.

I take the watch apart and it's been butchered by an amateur; hands broken off, case forced open etc. All the original oil had turned into a grey/green paste. I clean the movement and find the original problem; the watch has a fusee and inside the fusee are 2 small pawls that stop it from unwinding. One of the pawls was broken.

After tracking down an antique watch dealer in the UK I manage to get some hands but I have to make the pawl. After several hours handcrafting this tiny thing (about the size of a pin head) I finally finish it. I test it out and it works like a charm. Last step is to part the pawl off from it's extended stem (this allowed me to hold in a pin vice while I worked on it). All of a sudden PING, gone. 2 hours later I give up looking for it and make another one. Friend is now happy, I will never do this again and to make matters worse a couple of weeks ago I look down at my watch bench and what is sitting there grinning at me, a hand crafted pawl.

At least you got your gear back...

I hate to write this PHicks, but your story... in a Seinfeld kind of way,,, made me laugh. Sorry to hear/read it... but funny nonetheless... thanks for sharing!
 

fakemaster

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I got another one. My SMPs use metal movement holders. When I install them they have these tiny clips that hold it down. three weeks ago I was working on one and this damn thing shot out of the tweezers into the ether. I looked everywhere. It was gone. My wife found it stuck to her sock tonight....on the other side of the house.
 

R2D4

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fakemaster said:
I got another one. My SMPs use metal movement holders. When I install them they have these tiny clips that hold it down. three weeks ago I was working on one and this damn thing shot out of the tweezers into the ether. I looked everywhere. It was gone. My wife found it stuck to her sock tonight....on the other side of the house.

That there is a nice shot! :D
 

fakemaster

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The thing is that part is so small the chances of ever finding it was 1000 to 1.
 

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I am glad you found it. I lost a PAM seconds and minute hand. I still am holding out hope. :D I will look at my wifes' socks right now. :wink:
 

fakemaster

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So I turn on Scifi and they have a new Reality show called Ultimate Gamer. Apparently their idea of excitement now is having me watch a bunch of 30 year olds who still live at home playing Rock Band.
 

fakemaster

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The guy that threw a shoe over George Bush's head was just sentenced to three years in prison for assaulting a foreign leader. I've been shot, stabbed, burned and beat with a tire iron. Those were assaults.

In any case if anyone is thinking of throwing a fakeout punch at Georgie don't. If he winces you'll end up in jail for life. :p