Squiggly Aphorism Competition ->

[pedecter]

I Like Big Butts & I Cannot Lie

Pedecter again, with this stuck in my head. With this post I thee curse, and relieve mine self.


59) Curses to Squiggly Aphorism threads! Like a linguistic song stuck in my head, every sentence I now write is an Aphorism. Except this one.

 

[avenger007]

av007

60) I actually thought that last post WAS going to be my last. Good thing I thought of something else.

 

[Spiccato]

These are getting good.

 

[acharria]

This is so good...


61) Too clever is dumb.

 

[watcher13]

taerg aedi rof a daerht. (great idea for a thread)........ 62) I USED TO BE DYSLECTIC BUT I'M KO NOW>

 

[acharria]

63) Ever notice that "what the hell" is always the right decision?...Marilyn Monroe

 

[acharria]

64) I'd like to meet the man who invented sex and see what he's working on now.

LMFAO!!!

 

[Bronzy]

and another one

64) What exactly is college teaching me? I'll love the day my boss tells me I can't use Google to get any information; oh, and no TI-83 calculators allowed either...

 

[JellyJoe]

hahaha nice bunch guys.


JellyJoe

65) One day I will settle down and be a good guy. But not today.

 

[avenger007]

avenger006+1

66) There will come a point where a post will by my last in this thread and a post will be created that will not be a copy of someone else's idea. This post is neither of those.

 

[avenger007]

avenger(008)-1

68) Placeholder for aphorism to be posted later.

 

[JellyJoe]

If it has to be the number 69 it just has to be lol.

JellyJoe

69) Sorry, the Squiggly Aphorism Competition is canceled.
Thanks everybody for playing.

 

[madcatlancelot]

madcatlancelot

49) Not seeing the current time is an enlightening experience.

 

[avenger007]

Looks like 68 has not arrived yet. Most likely due to the Chinese holiday. I shall press on.

700regneva

71) The beauty of a replica lies not in deception but reflection.

 

[pcsam]

my head hurts reading this thread ..................

never argue with an idiot,they drag you down their level and beat you with experience
(as said in my sig)

 

[avenger007]

If it has to be the number 69 it just has to be lol.

JellyJoe

69) Sorry, the Squiggly Aphorism Competition is canceled.
Thanks everybody for playing.

AvEnGeR 0 0 7

73) It is unwise to post an absolute statement in a thread full of metaphors, lest no one take it seriously.

 

[JellyJoe]

AvEnGeR 0 0 7

73) It is unwise to post an absolute statement in a thread full of metaphors, lest no one take it seriously.

Hehehe point taken, but breaking the rules I set myself for this thread would lead to inevitable contraddiction.
Besides the prize I had in store for the winner of the Squiggly Aphorism Competition has been withdrawn and sits now proudly on my gf's wrist. :cute:

JellyJoe

74) Everybody is obviously free to go on for pure sake of fun and love for free thinking.
Thanks for playing

 

[avenger007]

Hehehe point taken, but breaking the rules I set myself for this thread would lead to inevitable contraddiction.
Besides the prize I had in store for the winner of the Squiggly Aphorism Competition has been withdrawn and sits now proudly on my gf's wrist. :cute:

JellyJoe

74) Everybody is obviously free to go on for pure sake of fun and love for free thinking.
Thanks for playing

No worries, JJ. At least select a winner, though.

75) Fame is prize enough when wrists go unadorned.

 

[JellyJoe]

JellyJoe

76) Knock it off lolz

 

[avenger007]

To my fellow aphoristi's.

aVeNgEr (004+03)

77) I could rant and rave and rail
About how this thread became epic fail,
But this indeed would not be fitting
If so soon we were quitting
Before finding the aphorism holy grail.