Squiggly Aphorism Competition ->

[avenger007]

Av-dubl-0

18) Don't perspire the loupe stuff.

 

[JellyJoe]

haha nice one 007.


JellyJoe


19) Freedom is the constant awareness of the limit beyond which others exist. Past that line, if He really exists, even He Has to give me a tinkle before stepping in.

 

[JellyJoe]

JellyJoe

20) Nothing like going back home for the homeless.

 

[Q5?]

q5?

21) Practicing patience blocks out critics and makes sex last longer.

 

[JellyJoe]

hehe nice.

JellyJoe

22) Decontexualizing a statement makes it solidly hollow.

 

[avenger007]

Av-Dubl-Aught

23) I'm fighting to remain a pacifist.

'venger

This seems applicable given recent events.

24) All this reassurance has got me worried.

 

[avenger007]

007

After three self-serving posts of these in a row, I can conclude the following:

25) My inappropriateness is quite fitting.

 

[JellyJoe]

nice n.24 and 25 James, you are growing lol

JellyJoe

26) Personality is a deceiving rubber wall between uterus and graveyard.

 

[avenger007]

Thanks for the compliment, JJ. I am but the humble dabbler in this linguistic art.

27) It appears my regression is making steady progress.

 

[pedecter]

Pedecter here

28) I can't remember what I was going to post. I'm going to have to make a note of it.

 

[JellyJoe]

JellyJoe


29) Was it this one here?

 

[avenger007]

Av-Zero-7

30) It is of a certainty, since we have no proof.

 

[pedecter]

Pedecter here, once again

31) I believe that Fakemaster is quite genuine. Or else he's faking it.

 

[avenger007]

@veng3r

32) I desire only to post something in this thread that I feel is up to my high standards. This is not one of those posts, but I must share it on a matter of principle.

 

[pedecter]

Pedecter, possibly for the last time. Curses, American Idol.

33) My pants on the ground have ruined the sex life that they used to bring me when that's where they were.

 

[JellyJoe]

Very good guys.
But it would be best to avoid repeating the concepts expressed in the free comments, into the aphorism too.


JellyJoe

34) In this world it is always best not to repeat the concept expressed in free comments into an aphorism too.

 

[Q5?]

Thanks to Dave Chappelle

Q5?

35) I didn't know I couldn't do that.

 

[acharria]

Let's go fishing..

Not mine but good....

36) Give a man a fish and he'll ask for a lemon. Teach a man to fish and he'll leave work early on Friday.

Thank god for fridays

 

[acharria]

Work related...


37) Eagles may soar, but snails don't get sucked into jet engines.

 

[pedecter]

Pedecter here, boosting ur thread, with a watch-related one

38) Time heals all wounds, but wounds all heels.