To be updated as frequently as he bends them into some sort of sexual submission or innuendo.
Look out for Jafo too, he's a sneaky one that mutha!
1. Beaver. ( That should be obvious. )
2. Sausage is allowed but not with stick or buns in the same sentence.
3. Sticky is allowed but not with buns or sausage. Thanks Tommy boy.
4. Whack.. Well, can you imagine when he combines this with #2? Don't answer that please, it's rhetorical.
5. Geoduck. I can just see it.
6. Rape. I mean that's a given.
7. Dipper. He managed to use Dipper and Geoduck in the same sentence. :facepalm:
8. BinTang. Or any derivative of "Tang" cannot be used. Exceptions, beer talk.
08/14/2014 EDIT**
9. Fanny
10. Whore
11. Panda with the word whore or Lederhoses... (There's another)
12. Lederhose(s)
13. Mouth and Penis in one sentence.. That's you Jafo..
14. Phrases "Sack of Fruit" and "stick half of it" in the same sentence is prohibited.
15. "Watch my Flange" as suggested from Phil.
16. "Big red jerk", "jerking your old (or new) rod" "Bigmouth" with used with any word on this list.
17. "Red Plums" "Plums" "Plums in your bum" Or any facsimile or any other phallic reference there of.