List of Words Trksh-bzr and Jafo cannot use!

[R2D4]

To be updated as frequently as he bends them into some sort of sexual submission or innuendo.

Look out for Jafo too, he's a sneaky one that mutha!

1. Beaver. ( That should be obvious. )
2. Sausage is allowed but not with stick or buns in the same sentence.
3. Sticky is allowed but not with buns or sausage. Thanks Tommy boy.
4. Whack.. Well, can you imagine when he combines this with #2? Don't answer that please, it's rhetorical.
5. Geoduck. I can just see it.
6. Rape. I mean that's a given.
7. Dipper. He managed to use Dipper and Geoduck in the same sentence. :facepalm:
8. BinTang. Or any derivative of "Tang" cannot be used. Exceptions, beer talk.
08/14/2014 EDIT**
9. Fanny
10. Whore
11. Panda with the word whore or Lederhoses... (There's another)
12. Lederhose(s)
13. Mouth and Penis in one sentence.. That's you Jafo..
14. Phrases "Sack of Fruit" and "stick half of it" in the same sentence is prohibited.
15. "Watch my Flange" as suggested from Phil.
16. "Big red jerk", "jerking your old (or new) rod" "Bigmouth" with used with any word on this list.
17. "Red Plums" "Plums" "Plums in your bum" Or any facsimile or any other phallic reference there of.
18. "Tackle Box, Gear Box and Moist" used the same sentence.
10/23/2015 Edit

 

[tommy_boy]

Oooh. Maybe this should be a sticky?

 

[trksh-bzr]

thanks for cleari n g that R2!! can we agree on some other term for a creature that spends a lot of time on chewing on trunks or poles???

EDIT: the expression could also go towards the fact that they love to whack their big tail against stuff

 

[R2D4]

Update to #4

 

[JC7]

Frobber. lol

 

[Dr.Verylong]

Don't take his frobber away from him. That would cause trounle!

 

[trailboss99]

If trk dares to take the nomenclature of a vital piece of repompishing equipment in vain I'm taking his dipper key away from him and having Raoul close his account at Splooge & Sons. I think trk has more respect for the noble art than that however.


Col.

 

[tommy_boy]

I am concerned that he might misuse "squeegee".

One can only hope he shows proper restraint.

 

[R2D4]

I am concerned that he might misuse "squeegee".

One can only hope he shows proper restraint.

And these concerns are valid my friend. Only Turk can find a way to send the word squeegee down the drain. Awe crap, I just lead him into that one. I need to remember, with Turk, less is more. :lol:

 

[R2D4]

Geoduck added.

 

[trksh-bzr]

I like the effort to keep the forum clean and decent!! it's like keeping a watch.....the most important things are knowing the purpose of the hands, lubrication and the actual movement

 

[deloreandmc]

LOL

:rofl:

 

[ThinkBachs]

"pregnant beagle" :spank:

 

[R2D4]

Added Bintang or derivatives. :lol:

 

[Q5?]

Update please!

 

[daytona4me]

I must say I felt a little uneasy when I seen these quotes from Turk,

"why don't you super size me, jeff"

"I am a very patient man"

"panda lederhosen"

... I'm just sayin! A little creepy!

 

[jeffw69]

:biglaugh:

 

[trksh-bzr]

I must say I felt a little uneasy when I seen these quotes from Turk,

"why don't you super size me, jeff"

"I am a very patient man"

"panda lederhosen"

... I'm just sayin! A little creepy!

hey hey hey! -you can't quote me for things said in the admin (AKA : professional replica watch post whoring grand slam) section.

ps, can I say whore and grand slam in same sentence?

 

[RWIGWH]

The same avatar is slightly confusing, but funny at the same time...Hmmz

 

[Q5?]

I should probably change mine. Since he was using it first.