Caught wearing an AP Rg ceramic rep noob

[egroegart]

As I was searching I ran across a website called RWi and joined. In my first post I asked simply "Who has the best sub?" I felt violated by the responses that I received. This big burly hairy guitar wielding man with the biggest wrists I ever laid eyes on ridiculed and chastised me for asking that question.

 

[prefuse07]

So I created another account and asked again "who has the best wallets?" Unbeknownst to me that JAFO would reign supreme in this arena. After I got owned in the thread for speaking about my connections, I decided to give RWI a break. So I waited a day and then entered the chatbox. My ego was hit so hard that I told them that my account had been hacked, and that I had no idea where those posts came from. This continued for quite some time, until I looked outside of my apartment window and saw a skinhead looking guy walking down the street. I decided to approach him. The first thing he asked me about was bananas and vostok watches. I asked him why he wanted to know about these items and he replied that they were of high importance in his country, and he also added that his country was being invaded by post WWII abrams tanks. The conversation blew my mind away... and then..... all of a sudden.....

 

[JAFO]

As I was searching I ran across a website called RWi and joined. In my first post I asked simply "Who has the best sub?" I felt violated by the responses that I received. This big burly hairy guitar wielding man with the biggest wrists I ever laid eyes on ridiculed and chastised me for asking that question.

And he kept saying he was "....wait for it" and I had no idea what he meant. Then this crazy guy named JAFO said The Noob Messiah! and I was certain I had logged into a mental hospital chat room. Then this guy named Rob started talking about wearing a Rose Gold Cock Ring and how JAFO sells the best ones. So I messaged JAFO to see if he could source me a 1:1 Rose Gold Cock Ring with Cordovan Strap and he sent me back a four page PM explaining how there's no such thing as 1:1 anything. Geez, he's almost as wordy as this guy named Egro.

Anyway, I finally settled on a nice LV ladies wallet. When it comes in I'm going straight to Saks Off Fifth and having it authenticated as gen so I can give it to the chick at work.

 

[txrob779]

Make it so......RGCR's rawk :bless:

 

[Fiveostang]

And he kept saying he was "....wait for it" and I had no idea what he meant. Then this crazy guy named JAFO said The Noob Messiah! and I was certain I had logged into a mental hospital chat room. Then this guy named Rob started talking about wearing a Rose Gold Cock Ring and how JAFO sells the best ones. So I messaged JAFO to see if he could source me a 1:1 Rose Gold Cock Ring with Cordovan Strap and he sent me back a four page PM explaining how there's no such thing as 1:1 anything. Geez, he's almost as wordy as this guy named Egro.

Anyway, I finally settled on a nice LV ladies wallet. When it comes in I'm going straight to Saks Off Fifth and having it authenticated as gen so I can give it to the chick at work.

And I swear to god if one F'ing thread doesn't match the GEN I'm gonna track down this know it all jafco or jacko or whatever the hell his name is and make him eat this damn wallet for selling me non 1:1 lady wallet

 

[JAFO]

And I swear to god if one F'ing thread doesn't match the GEN I'm gonna track down this know it all jafco or jacko or whatever the hell his name is and make him eat this damn wallet for selling me non 1:1 lady wallet

Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[txrob779]

Ask rahji sanjhani to help cyber locate him

 

[Logan86]

I created a monster!!!! That was awesome!!!

 

[sub4me]

As I was searching I ran across a website called RWi and joined. In my first post I asked simply "Who has the best sub?" I felt violated by the responses that I received. This big burly hairy guitar wielding man with the biggest wrists I ever laid eyes on ridiculed and chastised me for asking that question.

Luth again?? Lmao.

 

[egroegart]

Luth again?? Lmao.

Haha. yes. I was waiting to see if anyone would get that. good catch sub

 

[sub4me]

The hairy part gave it away.:hehehe:

 

[SovietPenguin69]

I'm gone for a while and this is what I come back too :spit: