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Caught wearing an AP Rg ceramic rep noob
- Thread starter Bentleylover
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You guys are killing me and still no story. I say we have a group thread and make up the story as we go. Everyone contributes a little bit and just picks it up. No more than 3 sentences, gent. I'll start:
So I was wearing my AP ROO and stopped to get some ice cream. I was feeling on top of the world because, come on I am clearly on top of the world based on my watch alone. It was a hot day and my wrist was starting to swell so I take it off and out of nowhere this guy comes up and taps on my shoulder....
So I was wearing my AP ROO and stopped to get some ice cream. I was feeling on top of the world because, come on I am clearly on top of the world based on my watch alone. It was a hot day and my wrist was starting to swell so I take it off and out of nowhere this guy comes up and taps on my shoulder....
... as he placed his car keys on the bar next to my watch. The Flying B emblem was unmistakable. "Nice watch" he says as I looked over at his muscular frame. Sweat glistening from his biceps peeking out from his tight cotton v neck. I had to adjust my seat ....
I received a Peegay instead of my Speedmaster. So I tried all the usual avenues to no avail for help. So I got pissed, threw it into my 1/4 long driveway, got in in my Hummer, ran over and backed over it 5 times. Then I picked up the pieces, laid them on a paper plate and took a shit on the pieces. Placed it into a paper bag, took it to my old History teachers house, lit it on fire, rang the doorbell and RAN.
I hid in the bushes and watched to see his reaction with some binoculars.... I wasn't surprised at his disgusted look after he stomped out the fire, picked out the remaining pieces of the Peegay, and vomited uncontrollably from disgust after he realized what it was... I then vomited a little in mouth as well, as I zoomed in on the AP logo with my binoculars... To my surprise, he took the already shit-on, ran-over and almost completely destroyed Peegay, into his own 1/4 mile long driveway, and began running it over in his car. I was astonished, but I also began to respect him...
JAFO
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So now my previously favorite watch is nothing but a memory. So I go in, strap on my Clown Lume 21j Sub, and grab my Praba briefcase I bought on AE for 11 American Dollars and head to the office. See, there's this new girl at work and I really wanted to impress her. So I walked in and laid a gold plated Love bracelet on her desk, cause I'm a pimp, right? And to my horror she whips out her food scale and weighs it right there!!
She said the weights wrong and I said no way! I got this from my buddy JAFO and his shiznit is high quality 1:1 same as gen so lick it
JAFO
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And since she was a dingy blond she believed it! Even though JAFO had told me 37 times it didn't have the same weight since it is NOT solid gold. So right then I knew I'd sealed the deal and she hungrily agreed to go out on a date with me on Friday night. So before I went to pick her up, I made sure and laid my invoice for my Hermes belt right there on the coffee table, along with the authenticity card...
I then offered her some coffee and while she sipped she glaced at the invoice and saw that it was purchased in china. With a surprised look on her face she asked me when I had the chance to go. My mind started to scramble for an answer, I was tongue tied but knew i had to come up with something quick .....
So I pick her up and we go to dinner and that same guy with the Bentley was there. He beat my ass all over the restaurant then beat her ass too and said anyone who would date a guy that wears a fake AP deserves to get her face kicked in you phonies! Then he urinated on us and left
Lol yea sorry I get excited. That was following JAFOs post I didn't mean to cut in on your turf ruski
After I woke up from the coma, I looked over my left shoulder and saw that the girl I had taken on a date was still in a coma... At that very moment I had an epiphany and decided I would no longer wear AP's, be it gen or rep, because of all the trouble that it got me in... I knew that there was a reason why I ran over my other AP with my car and shit on it, and also why my History teacher did the same after I planted it on his doorstep, so I rolled out of the hospital bed and stole me a wheelchair... I snuck out of the hospital unsuspected and rolled my ass home. When I got home, the first though on my mind was "who has the best sub?" seeing as my next piece was obviously going to be a Rollie, I was fiending for some uh dat dere Rolesium®. So I got on google and searched the internet to find out who had the best sub......