can a MOD please confirm I'm authorized to sell?

[TESLA760]

So you let the wife drive you around while relaxing in the passenger seat.

Hell no. I get nervous when she drives.

 

[mclarendude]

What the f*ck. How did this make it to 5 pages?!

 

[asusundevils1971]

What the f*ck. How did this make it to 5 pages?!

It's all @eddieo fault.

 

[eBoy]

The authentic Tesla cars end up in rivers and lakes with their misguided computers.
The DH Gate Tesla shitters you can't even start them.

Do the roofs on Dhgate Teslas fly off at low speeds like with the real thing?

And I also hope they catch fire as swiftly...

I want the full gen experience!

 

[C Master]

Hell no. I get nervous when she drives.

 

[C Master]

Do the roofs on Dhgate Teslas fly off at low speeds

Don't worry the DHGate ones don't have roofs.

 

[eBoy]

What the f*ck. How did this make it to 5 pages?!

No idea why it's that low.

Usually it would be at least at 10 by now.

 

[eBoy]

Don't worry the DHGate ones don't have roofs.

Doesn't sound NWBIG.

 

[asusundevils1971]

Doesn't sound NWBIG.

What do you expect for $50.00 USD. A car that actually starts.

 

[mclarendude]

It's all @eddieo fault.

... if you believe that, I have a Tudor Big Block Chrono I'd like to sell.

 

[eBoy]

What do you expect for $50.00 USD. A car that actually starts.

What you don't know is that I always go with the luxurious VIP premium variant on Dhgate... So I have expectations.

In other words: the 60 USD version.

 

[asusundevils1971]

... if you believe that, I have a Tudor Big Block Chrono I'd like to sell.

That's not nice to tease the devil with the Big Block. Think it's time to pass it over to someone north of the 49th parallel into Canada. Just saying!!!

 

[asusundevils1971]

What you don't know is that I always go with the luxurious VIP premium variant on Dhgate... So I have expectations.

In other words: the 60 USD version.

So for the extra 10 you get a plastic key...

 

[silentcut]

like I said, I last successfully navigated the sales rules on 3/30; did not realize they changed; missed any June forum announcements.

when you first join, i believe there was a post that said this forum is a very good space with a lot of information. Maybe you can try to do some research first yourself in the rules section before you ask a question. Put in the time if you expect to receive help from the senior members, moderators etc.

 

[daytona4me]

So....., did we answer your question ?

 

[TESLA760]

What the f*ck. How did this make it to 5 pages?

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

 

[mclarendude]

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

Guess I gotta go back to SoCal.

 

[C Master]

So....., did we answer your question ?

 

[asusundevils1971]

The question was.... Who sells the best Sub..

 

[Fiddo]

I mailed post cards , sent text messages to flip phones, we sent carrier pigeons, and @Raddave helped with smoke signals as well.

You forgot to post it on Reddit....