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[ChrisM305]

You guys are a trip [emoji23]


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[Repfreak83]

Dear Rob,

I need your advice:

I was banging these two 20-something bimbos a couple of nights ago and boy did we have a great time! The next morning though, I get up to whizz and I could damn near piss around the corner; do you think I could have fractured my Johnson?

And if I did fracture it, is there some sort of cast I would have to wear and could I get it the same color as my skin?

- RF83

 

[SUMIKITO]

Dear Rob, how do talk some good sense into the great unwashed cheapskates who swear that the Ali-Boomboom Subs are way better and cheaper then TC's masterpieces ?? ............... Ignoring them is not an option by the way. When you got pimps coming into your neighborhood convincing guys about their $20 dollar whores and trumpeting and steering them all the way with links, then you got to step in. Having a $20 girlfriend/whore is ok, if you are discreet about it. But taking them to a gathering of friends and telling them "try her out man, she is sure to please" is over the big bold line. I have tried everything short of stoning them in public. I cant shine the light on them Rob, they seem to all wear very very dark Ali-Boom-Ban sunglasees !! ..........There must be a better less messy way. I gots lots of good rope? ................ Holding on to my precious Rolex bible with your autograph on it while I await your blessings.

 

[Subjeff]

Rob,
How do you bang a 20 year old tranny with a skin colored cast on your c a c k while buying a sub on Ali?

 

[d4m.test]

Dear Rob,
Man, am I glad to have somebody answer my questions!
I have an APROO on stainless steel bracelet and it always feels too cold when I put it on. How long do You think I can put it in the microwave?

 

[txrob779]

I am pretty hairy. Maybe he thinks I'm another bobcat then? Thoughts? ideas? suggestions?

Nope

 

[txrob779]

Thanks!

One more ?

When will the next probe be going to Uranus?

When bats fly out


TY for your question

 

[txrob779]

Dear Rob, how do you control your gag reflexes??? My wife keeps choking and I would like to give her some advise?

Use Cloroseptic

 

[txrob779]

Sub asks:
Txrob, I need a tranny where should I look??

Ummm...you're looking for a transmission? Or one of those ladyboys?

Craigslist

 

[txrob779]

Dear Rob, how do talk some good sense into the great unwashed cheapskates who swear that the Ali-Boomboom Subs are way better and cheaper then TC's masterpieces ?? ............... Ignoring them is not an option by the way. When you got pimps coming into your neighborhood convincing guys about their $20 dollar whores and trumpeting and steering them all the way with links, then you got to step in. Having a $20 girlfriend/whore is ok, if you are discreet about it. But taking them to a gathering of friends and telling them "try her out man, she is sure to please" is over the big bold line. I have tried everything short of stoning them in public. I cant shine the light on them Rob, they seem to all wear very very dark Ali-Boom-Ban sunglasees !! ..........There must be a better less messy way. I gots lots of good rope? ................ Holding on to my precious Rolex bible with your autograph on it while I await your blessings.

Tell them look son, some people "get it, some don't" and you don't....bye

 

[txrob779]

Dear Rob,
Man, am I glad to have somebody answer my questions!
I have an APROO on stainless steel bracelet and it always feels too cold when I put it on. How long do You think I can put it in the microwave?

Wedge between the crack of your ass 30 seconds before putting on your drawers. Problem solved.

 

[txrob779]

Rob,
How do you bang a 20 year old tranny with a skin colored cast on your c a c k while buying a sub on Ali?

Discretely

 

[DR3M3L]

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What's the best taco recipe you know?


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[txrob779]

What's the best taco recipe you know?


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http://www.latina.com/food/recipes/best-taco-recipes

 

[Raddave]

Dear Robbie,

Do you remember this?

http://forum.replica-watch.info/vb/showthread.php/21189-Hello-from-Texas

 

[sub4me]

Txrob, is that a Luth guitar and if it is how did you learn to play the Chinese guitar??

 

[twanger]

Frets. 21 or 22?

 

[WingNut]

Dear Robbie,

Do you remember this?

http://forum.replica-watch.info/vb/showthread.php/21189-Hello-from-Texas

I think this is the same person...it explains a lot :hehehe:

 

[txrob779]

Dear Robbie,

Do you remember this?

http://forum.replica-watch.info/vb/showthread.php/21189-Hello-from-Texas

God damn that was a hella long time ago. Where'd you find THAT dude?

 

[txrob779]

Txrob, is that a Luth guitar and if it is how did you learn to play the Chinese guitar??

No, I play American Made guitars