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Ask TxThrob

DR3M3L

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Every day we see numerous questions being asked. Who has the best this, where can I find that, should I bang the married woman at a party (Eggroll), why did txrobs Ali chair break (last nights CB topic) and so on.

Most questions are silly because if the asker where to thnk about it the answer would come to them (commonsense) or in many noob cases a bit or board research would answer the question easily.

Commonsense seems to be lacking for many and instead of using their head they will ask the board. Questions like can I really pull off wearing this, shoud I return my watch to the dealer because the bracelet is to big, should I buy drugs from AliBabba.com and have it shipped to my home and so on. Questions like these and others ponder the mind.

So this thread will serve the purpose of answering all questions and yes I mean all questions. Nothing is off limits. Thats right nothing. All question will be answered by txrob, however he does take numerous naps during the day so time should be alotted for him to answer (hes a tired old guy so be patient). In the mean while any other member is also free to answer posted questions with absolute nonsense, of course.

To recap this is the Ask txrob thread and any topic is a valid topic like as follows,
Txrob, I need a tranny where should I look??
Txrob, my automatic watch stopped working should I take it to the mall for a new battery??
Txrob, I bought a watch and the dealer isnt responding to my five emails asking the same question should I file a dispute??
Txrob, I bought a dildo and Sub sent the wrong color, the dildo has been used but can I expect a full refund??
Txrob, my live in bobcat ate my dog should I report this??
Txrob, when banging in Thialand should I wear two rubbers or do it TTK style??
Txrob, I bought a watch from Luckyy a number of years ago, do you think he's still gonna ship it??
Txob, Sub wont release me from the brig can you help??

So when you have a problem, need to vent, or just need some advice Ask txrob, hes waiting.
 

txrob779

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:bless: You answers will be short and sweet. So, let the thread begin
 

txrob779

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:bless: Your answers will be short and sweet. So, let the thread begin
 

JAFO

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Dear Rob,

I'm a multimillionaire teenager. I have 37 genuine Rolexes and I paid for them with my high paying job at Audi and my allowance. Do you know where I can buy a Herpes belt for 7 American Dollars?

Also, I'm thinking of purchasing a Rose Gold CR. Should I go for the optional Cordovan strap? Or is that too flashy for Duh Klub?

Hope to hear from you soon,

Twinkhunter
 

QueTip

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Lol, Robbie is living for that man! :rofl:
 

txrob779

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Dear Twinkhunter..


First you gotta grow a bigger peanus to us a CR....Eat your Wheaties.
You haven't any skins on the wall yet for a Herpes belt so clean your room and mind your daddy.

See you 5 years
 

egroegart

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txrob. my bobcat has bitten me 4 times in the last 3 years. Do you think he likes me?

He looks harmless enough right?

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but then he goes and does something like this.

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So does he hate me? Also, will my dry spell ever end?
 

WingNut

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Where can I find 1:1 AAA peanus reduction device?
 

txrob779

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txrob. my bobcat has bitten me 4 times in the last 3 years. Do you think he likes me?

He looks harmless enough right?

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but then he goes and does something like this.

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So does he hate me? Also, will my dry spell ever end?


Yes. Wash your arms more
 

txrob779

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Where can I find 1:1 AAA peanus reduction device?

Watch the infomercial station that sells "Colon Cleanse". I believe they had peanus reduction pills advertized there.
Also, wear tighty whities Whitey....so saddle that oversized sumbitch.

GLWS
 

egroegart

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I am pretty hairy. Maybe he thinks I'm another bobcat then? Thoughts? ideas? suggestions?
 

WingNut

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Watch the infomercial station that sells "Colon Cleanse". I believe they had peanus reduction pills advertized there.
Also, wear tighty whities Whitey....so saddle that oversized sumbitch.

GLWS

Thanks!

One more ?

When will the next probe be going to Uranus?
 

Subjeff

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Dear Rob, how do you control your gag reflexes??? My wife keeps choking and I would like to give her some advise?
 

sub4me

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Txrob, will Eggroll make a good CPO?? If so can I trust him to pay me the ten percent we agreeded upon??
 

oldtools

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Sub asks:
Txrob, I need a tranny where should I look??

Ummm...you're looking for a transmission? Or one of those ladyboys?