I wanna buy a fake Rolex. How?

[Rudy40]

Down here in Kentucky ! We got some goats like you never seen. NO MOD'S NEEDED!!!yeeehaaaa!!!

 

[guami007]

15 minutes of my life that I will never get back as a result of reading this thread. I have to admit tho, I did learn a little about trolls, goats, and blue waffles. This place is teeming with knowledge.

Bump for a great thread.

 

[JellyJoe]

Oh, there can never be enough info on your goats nowadays

 

[tommy_boy]

Much to learn, yes. For example, the COSG standard is rigorous.

The goat's vital signs are tested while it is standing up, while lying on its left side, lying on its right side, lying on its back with legs straight up, and in the difficult position of front legs on the ground, hind legs elevated so the body is at a 45 degree angle. Yes, 5 positions.

Well worth buying a goat that has met this standard.

 

[cybee]

Insist only upon Elabore or Chronometre grade goat.

 

[JellyJoe]

Much to learn, yes. For example, the COSG standard is rigorous.

The goat's vital signs are tested while it is standing up, while lying on its left side, lying on its right side, lying on its back with legs straight up, and in the difficult position of front legs on the ground, hind legs elevated so the body is at a 45 degree angle. Yes, 5 positions.

Well worth buying a goat that has met this standard.

Insist only upon Elabore or Chronometre grade goat.

+1 to both
And keep their heads still while you are testing, they tend to nibble on cables, em hungry spoiled quadrupeds >.>

 

[KBH]

Where did the original poster go? I wonder if he's satisfied with his answers.

 

[JellyJoe]

Not active in the last week...
Having a new goat wasn't that urgent I assume.
:goat:

 

[mydnytrydr]

:nah: :wideeyed: :unsure2: :huh: