I thought this sounds so made up, but it's about Keanu Reeves, so this means that it must be true.
And sure enough:
The pub manager says The Matrix star is "a lovely, down to earth guy".
www.bbc.co.uk
This guy, I'm tellin' ya... You hear of these amazing stories of this fella randomly showing up at places and meeting people and doing wonderful things and they all rave about how lovely he is etc., I'm actually starting to think one day he'll reveal himself as the second coming of the Messiah. 🥹
If this happens,
@RepPossessed, you will have officially dropped a deuce on the same throne as the Lord's son.
I know several states in the South of the United States where you could build an entire career on that fact alone.