Instead, maybe you should consider why you waste so much time monitoring and responding. That, my friend, would be time well spent.
On the contrary, I don't spend time monitoring; I subscribed to this thread in May 2019 (back when it was remotely relevant) which means when someone randomly posts a pointless comment a year after the thread died, everyone who's subscribed to it gets an annoying notification.
Anyway, keep up the good work. Your fifth post was an improvement.