You Know You're a Golfaholic When You...

[tommy_boy]

Have a pet name for any of your golf clubs or bag

Schedule events, parties, or functions so they wouldn’t interfere with your tee time

Spend over $300 on a new club solely for the hope that you might gain an extra 3 yards with it

Clean your clubs more than your car

Take your own putter to mini golf

Drive over an hour happily to play a course, but complain when the wife wants to go somewhere 1/2 hour away



Do you have any more?

 

[believer123]

I'm not sure, I'm not there yet!

However, I have friends that seem to be, so I will take a stab at it...

You know you are a golfaholic when you ask that question on a "watch" forum...

 

[co-axial]

..if you buy all available golf magazines, and that every month (i do)

..if you have your clubs in your car all year (i do)

..if you watch only golf channel on tv or stream (i do often on veetle)

..if you have more than one set of clubs (i do)

..if you play more than 25 rounds p.a. facepalm: no enough time...)

.. if you pay more than 5 $ per ball (i do)

 

[trksh-bzr]

if you start referring to you and your wifes bed as the green!
if you start wearing your golf shoes to bed for better friction!
sorry, those are things that I do, and actually, it just makes you a wacko, not a golfaholic....I never even tried golf....SIGH :facepalm: why did I buy those golfshoes.......:wacko:

 

[co-axial]

couldn´t Q5? convince you? :lolcina:

 

[trksh-bzr]

well, he sold me the shoes....... aparently I was wrong to assume they were shag shoes..
I guess that puts Q in a bit better light now! I was a little like, what? dude meets his watch buddy for the first time, and he's all busy selling me his shag shoes...

 

[co-axial]

good for him he only sold his shoes, not is FrPO

 

[trksh-bzr]

I tried the frpo....nice!
anyways back to tommys thread

you know you're a golfaholic when you're doing 18 holes a day like Tiger, only to go out and play golf after that :lol1:

 

[frigpig]

If you "only use low number Pro V1's" and aren't really sure why.
If you have more than 3 golf training aids in your basement.

 

[co-axial]

If you have all Leadbetter training dvd's

 

[frigpig]

If you mark your balls with a speacial color sharpie in a unique way.

 

[tommy_boy]

Look like all of your clothes were bought in a pro shop.



I just got off the course, BTW. :golf:

 

[frigpig]

You wear pink, alot of pink.....but only on the course.

 

[co-axial]

if you have pgatour.com and golf channel apps on your phone (to be updated at all hours)

 

[Q5?]

My dentist friend is. He always takes my calls even if he's in the middle of a procedure. :lol:

 

[avenger007]

My dentist friend is. He always takes my calls even if he's in the middle of a procedure. :lol:

*ring!*

"Hey EJ!"

*CRACK!!!*

"Oh sorry, Mr Phillips.....just rinse that out...."

"Yeah, E, I saw that. Looks great...."

"Uh...Rinse again, Mr Phillips....no hold on....let me get....."

"No, E. Not busy at all."

"No, Mr Phillips, I'm sure I pulled the right tooth....."

"Uh, gotta go, EJ...."

*click*

 

[trksh-bzr]

"hey EJ, it's me again, sorry about that, I just had to wait for the extra anesthesia to kick in."

" nah, don't worry, this guy is a total looser, he asked me to fill 18 holes, and that's just his upper teeth"

 

[tommy_boy]

...listen to golf tournaments on satellite radio.

 

[Q5?]

My Audi Sirius radio does not go high enough to get it!!!! JTS

 

[trksh-bzr]

you're a golfaholic if you can swing all day, only to go out and play golf after that :rimshot: