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What Omega Are You Wearing V2

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Hey, C Master , would you mind stepping outside to chat for a minute?

Ok, thanks, it was really busy in that thread, and I wanted a chance to chat with you one to one.

First of all, know that I'm a fan of your contributions and your taste in watches, so this is really hard for me to say.

Whew. This is tougher than I thought, so I'm just going to come out and say it: you gotta stop flashing pics of your Co-Axial. There, I said it.

Look, I didn't want to have to be the one to have this talk, but no one else was willing, despite how much it hurts every time you post a pic of that beautiful and unobtainable rep. The framed date window? A swift kick to my dumplings. The vertically-lined dial? Like shock clamps on my nips. The gen-like dial color? The sting of a dozen bees on my tender nether regions. It hurts so much.

I mean, everyone agrees it is a great looking watch, and a fantastic rep, which is why it is so hard for all of us who can't buy one. Deep down, I KNOW you don't mean to hurt us with these wrist shots. You're a good bloke. But I don't think you realize the power you have or how much it hurts all the noobs and rep kiddos like me to see that Seamaster flashed right in our eyes, over and over again.

I mean, a guy can only cry so much before the keyboard malfunctions, so think of the children. Please. Make the hurt stop. You are our only hope.

;-)
 
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Hey, C Master , would you mind stepping outside to chat for a minute?

Ok, thanks, it was really busy in that thread, and I wanted a chance to chat with you one to one.

First of all, know that I'm a fan of your contributions and your taste in watches, so this is really hard for me to say.

Whew. This is tougher than I thought, so I'm just going to come out and say it: you gotta stop flashing pics of your Co-Axial. There, I said it.

Look, I didn't want to have to be the one to have this talk, but no one else was willing, despite how much it hurts every time you post a pic of that beautiful and unobtainable rep. The framed date window? A swift kick to my dumplings. The vertically-lined dial? Like shock clamps on my nips. The gen-like dial color? The sting of a dozen bees on my tender nether regions. It hurts so much.

I mean, everyone agrees it is a great looking watch, and a fantastic rep, which is why it is so hard for all of us who can't buy one. Deep down, I KNOW you don't mean to hurt us with these wrist shots. You're a good bloke. But I don't think you realize the power you have or how much it hurts all the noobs and rep kiddos like me to see that Seamaster flashed right in our eyes, over and over again.

I mean, a guy can only cry so much before the keyboard malfunctions, so think of the children. Please. Make the hurt stop. You are our only hope.

;-)

I never knew it caused so much pain. Even my most sadistic tendencies have their limits. I am very grateful you brought this to my attention. I will just stop posting pics of it. I know now how unfair it is of me to post pics of the unobtainable. Please accept my heartfelt thanks for opening my eyes and shining a bright light on my heretofore lack of care to my fellow fora members. From this sentence forward I vow to never post the unobtainable again as I am now grossly aware of how much suffering it has caused. I will not even post the V2 Ploprof as I can now only imagine there are so many in agony lusting after what is considered the hen's teeth of the rep world. Please accept my promise as some from of comfort. As punishment I will never wear them again.

Thank you most sincerely.

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C Master You. Are. A. Monster.

My dumplings ache after that barrage, and I don't think I'll ever be able to grow chest hair again. And the bees, oh, the bees.
 
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