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[Maraach]

I want some drugs! Something that makes me feel exactly like I do when I open that box that has a new watch in it. But I want it to last longer than that cause I'm bored with my new piece like 7 minutes after I open the box. It's always the same: get the tracking, refresh the USPS site like I'm on pornhub, then sit looking out my office window waiting to hear Dennis The Mailman pull on up, run out there and get it, open it up and then I'm like yeah, it's nice. What should I buy now?

Crap... You just described the last 6 months of my life

 

[Maahes]

I've been following this thread for days now...pure comedy. You guys are the best. I don't think I'd have had the patience or tolerance required to do this everyday, with asshats like this guy just crawling out of the woodwork. Bravo.


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[d4m.test]

After spending the last ten minutes of my life reading this thread, I laughed, I cried, and I thought to myself, "I would love to see @AnonSix turn this bit*ch into a real Brig Bit*ch." Whilst I'm diabetic and can't have it, I'll make an exception and pop up a bag.


opcorn2:

Hello.
Too lazy to catch up on this many pages. Thank you for your mention though.

- Four