Welcome to the Brig CentralCal

[CentralCal]

omg, I'm like... WHAT? ????? ?? ?

I know. I was as shocked and heartbroken as you.

 

[Feefo]

Pink Floyd is good for this occasion.

The evidence before the court is
Incontrovertible, there′s no need for
The jury to retire
In all my years of judging
I have never heard before of
Someone more deserving of
The full penalty of law
The way you made them suffer
Your exquisite wife and mother
Fills me with the urge to defecate

Go on Judge, shit on him!

Since my friend you have revealed your
Deepest fear
I sentence you to be exposed before
Your peers

 

[g00n]

I know. I was as shocked and heartbroken as you.

 

[CentralCal]

Pink Floyd is good for this occasion.

The evidence before the court is
Incontrovertible, there′s no need for
The jury to retire
In all my years of judging
I have never heard before of
Someone more deserving of
The full penalty of law
The way you made them suffer
Your exquisite wife and mother
Fills me with the urge to defecate

Go on Judge, shit on him!

Since my friend you have revealed your
Deepest fear
I sentence you to be exposed before
Your peers

I think this sums up my time in the brig:

I am just a new boy
A stranger in this brig
Where are all the good times?
Who's gonna show this stranger around?

Ooh, I need a dirty woman
Ooh, I need a dirty girl

Will some woman in this desert land
Make me feel like a real man?
Take this RWI refugee
Ooh, baby, set me free

Ooh, I need a dirty woman
Ooh, I need a dirty girl

 

[CentralCal]

 

[Storm.]

omg, I'm like... WHAT? ????? ?? ?

What, you've never seen an American fag?

 

[mclarendude]

What the hell did I miss.

 

[g00n]

I am just a new boy
A stranger in this brig
Where are all the good times?
Who's gonna show this stranger around?

Ooh, I need a dirty woman
Ooh, I need a dirty girl

Will some woman in this desert land
Make me feel like a real man?
Take this RWI refugee
Ooh, baby, set me free

Ooh, I need a dirty woman
Ooh, I need a dirty girl

 

[DiggerOfWatches]

@CentralCal please please just make things right

 

[CentralCal]

You guys do what you have to do. Enjoy your FAKE watches while I'm in the Mediterranean wearing seven REAL Rolexes at the same time while banging supermodels on my yacht.

(Sent by my wife, because I'm in the hospital)

 

[Feefo]

You guys do what you have to do. Enjoy your FAKE watches while I'm in the Mediterranean wearing seven REAL Rolexes at the same time while banging supermodels on my yacht.

(Sent by my wife, because I'm in the hospital)

I dictated to her.

 

[C Master]

You guys do what you have to do. Enjoy your FAKE watches while I'm in the Mediterranean wearing seven REAL Rolexes at the same time while banging supermodels on my yacht.

(Sent by my wife, because I'm in the hospital)

You forgot the suitcase full of cash pic.

 

[CentralCal]

I dictated to her.

*dicktated

 

[CentralCal]

You forgot the suitcase full of cash pic.

If I posted that pic it would ruin you're whole life

 

[g00n]

You guys do what you have to do. Enjoy your FAKE watches while I'm in the Mediterranean wearing seven REAL Rolexes at the same time while banging supermodels on my yacht.

 

[Storm.]

If I posted that pic it would ruin you're whole life

Yes. I am also whole of life.

 

[HootschiGootschi]

Reading through this content, someone may come to the conclusion that you train for the day you get dropped at the brig.

Yeah, make sense

 

[BigOffshoreDaddy]

I've always wondered what it was like to be in The Brig...lol

 

[Storm.]

I've always wondered what it was like to be in The Brig...lol

You ever seen pulp fiction?

Kind of like that basement scene.

 

[KushBandit]

You ever seen pulp fiction?

Kind of like that basement scene.