Seriously now!

[Repmaniac]

OK, this is a WARNING!!!!! If you're a Vince or ShamWOW fan, and don't mind some of George Carlin's "7 Dirty Words You Can't Say on TV" words (excessive use of the "F" Word), then click on the link. You WILL NOT be disappointed. I almost fell out of my chair when I saw it.....this is some FUNNY S**T!!!!

Once again, DIRTY WORD Warning. Click at your own risk. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!!!!!!

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_L9C0t_MuE-k/SVlKNO0EC7I/AAAAAAAAAhA/kFKHIhaQ7tw/s800/SHAMWOW.jpg

 

[jack_bauer]

Every time I see the Shamwow guy on TV i want to punch him in the face

 

[Repmaniac]

OK, this one is "G" Rated, but pretty dang funny........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZxyqMrb0uU

 

[2poor4real1z]

Yea my 4yr old loves that commercial. She says the guy talks silly. What I wanna know is why is he wearing that mic thing?

 

[horologie_unitas]

did some research on the net....

the product officially SUCKS....a total scam. like CASH4GOLD

made in germany....SURE

 

[sconehead]

'the product officially SUCKS....' pun intended h_u?

 

[seventhexile]

did some research on the net....

the product officially SUCKS....a total scam. like CASH4GOLD

made in germany....SURE

Tell that to awh who seems to think it works..
Now I'm wondering who's right ?...

HU.. she is a woman and a mother..
and prob. knows her way around spills

But.. then again on your side HU, any company that has "that guy" do their commercials is prob a scam company anyways !

 

[hammer72]

One day Vince will team up with Billy Mays.

You will get not just one, not two, not three, but four Slap Chops...PLUS a whopping six pound bucket of Oxy Clean.

God save us all.

 

[hk45ca]

i have used synthetic chamois on show cars for years, they are much better than a real deer skin chamois and last for several years. i have never used one around the house for anything, only on cars with very highly finished paint. i will never go back to using a regular one again.

 

[misfits1977]

I thought i was the only one that made fun of this guy. I randomly shout shamwooooooooooow at the girlfriend for fun (yep really) Fun for me and for her. :twisted: she finlly punched me in the the thigh :shock:

Good times,Im a joker and thank god she can take my retarded antics.

 

[ahw676]

I thought i was the only one that made fun of this guy. I randomly shout shamwooooooooooow at the girlfriend for fun (yep really)

Or at least you did before you found out about the setting the genitals on fire thing.

 

[misfits1977]

I am hiding flamables lighter fluid etc..how do you explain things like that to the burn unit staff " well u see doc i seen that dumb comercial withe the shamwow guy (doc) sure whats your point (me) I thought it was funny to randomly shout shamwoooow at her couple times a day for a week (doc) Id have burned your junk off too heres some burn cream [smilie=ky.gif] ) I hould stop. This the tip of the iceburg too. She is as bad as me we both have a unique since of humor.

 

[Hambone]

Hmmm..think I'll slap chop some flapjacks.

 

[ahw676]

I am hiding flamables lighter fluid etc..how do you explain things like that to the burn unit staff " well u see doc i seen that dumb comercial withe the shamwow guy (doc)

My advice is to tell them the truth. Because even if you make up some perfectly plausible story, they will probably figure it out. A couple of years ago I had a patient who was complaining of this terrible abdominal pain, but he could not tell me anything specific about it, other than it had started during sex. Well, I wasn't smart enough to put it together, but my very shrewd nurse figured out that the guy had had his girlfriend shove something up his a$$ and she ruptured his colon.

As another example, and I only read about this, there was a couple that presented to an ER--man came in with really ripped up genitals. Woman had a seizure disorder; she came in with multiple puncture wounds to the face. Story behind it is that woman decided to service her boyfriend during dinner and climbed under the table to do it. But she had a seizure during the activity and chewed his genitalia into shreds. And the puncture wounds? Man, in an attempt to save himself, started stabbing girl in the face with his fork.

Believe me, you will be hard pressed to do something that some ER hasn't already treated before. Although I wouldn't suggest trying.

 

[seventhexile]

One... of these.. does not belong.

 

[Hambone]

Ruptured colon? Good thing you got to the bottom of that problem. :shock:

 

[fakemaster]

Lookout! Here's a Vince update!

[youtube:34c0nwc4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYxpOf8Kboo[/youtube:34c0nwc4]

[youtube:34c0nwc4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLP19hQmVHU[/youtube:34c0nwc4]

[youtube:34c0nwc4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5dbZtsfasw[/youtube:34c0nwc4]

 

[watchman1]

In case you didn't know the Sham wow guy was arrested for beating up a hooker:


http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/ye ... sham1.html

 

[ilikewatches]

Shamwow Guy = Real Beavis

Yeah! Yeah! he he.. he he. Shamwow Rulez!

 

[jwlowry]

Shamwow Guy = Real Beavis

. . .

Yeah! Yeah! he he.. he he. Shamwow Rulez!

"I feel like an ass . . . Beavis, bring me an ass!" - - Butthead

I'm really sorry, but I couldn't resist.