RWI Puns

[asusundevils1971]

What do you call an army of babies? Infantry

 

[oceaon]

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

 

[asusundevils1971]

What do dogs do when they need a break while watching a film? They put it on paws

 

[oceaon]

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

 

[asusundevils1971]

Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because she was stuffed

 

[oceaon]

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison

 

[asusundevils1971]

This is hawkward

 

[oceaon]

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

 

[asusundevils1971]

Ask for me tomorrow, and you’ll find me a grave man​

 

[oceaon]

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

 

[asusundevils1971]

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9

 

[Feefo]

How do you stop a fight between two blind people?
Say "I bet $10 on the one with the knife", and both will run away

 

[asusundevils1971]

Whale, whale, whale... look who was right again

 

[Feefo]

My wife keeps telling me to stop pretending to be butter.
But I'm on a roll now.

 

[asusundevils1971]

Don’t be so hippo-critical

 

[mclarendude]

You should all head to the ice rinks since you're a bunch of hockey pucks.

 

[asusundevils1971]

You have cat to be kitten me right now

 

[Feefo]

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
Well, the flag is a big plus.

 

[asusundevils1971]

He didn't do it on porpoise

 

[oceaon]

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.