I have a frisch gezapftes for you
Uncalled for but alrightOnly if yourmothersister prepares it
That's sooo sweet! Thanks for this act of altruism, you know how difficult it is to find her a partner, with 85 years, 165 kg and all. Respect, you demonstrated courage and that good principles overcome repugnance.Uncalled for but alright
And so I fucked the shit out of her. Because that's what you do with thots.
And then I had a beer that isn't piss. Because I drink normal beer and you drink Oettinger.
That's sooo sweet! Thanks for this act of altruism, you know how difficult it is to find her a partner, with 85 years, 165 kg and all. Respect, you demonstrated courage and that good principles overcome repugnance.
I'd love to give the favor back with yourmothersister, but you know, I got limits, I am a little man, sorry.
I know she wants it bad, last time I saw her she took as a pretext wanting to give me a copy of her "When I invented bukkake", but I managed to dodge the bullet. Did not take much effort, to be honest, I couldn't offer her the dog pack she required to get things going.
Oettinger seems to have done it's share on you.Oh, yeah, you diggin Heineken
Oettinger seems to have done it's share on you.
I'm from the south, we don't drink piss. We drink hops water.