*** Feeling like a smug twat alert ***
Okay, so despite you fella's telling me to keep hold of the Breguet, she still had not seen an outing in three months until last week. I had an awards ceremony to attend and the attire was 'black tie'. What a perfect occasion. So, Breguet packed in a swish little makeshift travel case (read that as balled up pair of socks), IWC on the wrist for the two days preceding the awards, I set off on my business travels. Come Thursday, I arrive at the hotel for the venue late afternoon. The big do is at 7. Shit, shower and shave, and on comes the Tux, with a lovely burgundy (corporate colours) bow tie, cummerbund and pocket square. Feeling like James Bond at this point, I slid those 'watch movement' cuff links into the French double cuff, pick up the Breguet, set the time and pop the crown into winding position.
Now, we all know that these wearable works of art require some special handling; I'm reminded of a song by Tenacious D (F*ck her gently), and I softly, softly I twist that nipple as the precursor to the orgasmic climax of watching the glory hole spring in to life.
Alas, now I am reminded of John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John's classic song and the heart heavy ".... But, Oh....." as my dismay sets in. I feel a slipping from the crown. I very gently try to persist with a few more quarter turns, and there is definitely slipping. Shit! The watch springs to life and goes on it's merry way, but I have been so cautious that it's had no more than two full rotations of the crown whilst actually engaging the winding mechanism. By 10pm, only a few short hours later, she's come to a halt, and in fear of causing damage, I resort to checking my phone for the time for the rest of the night (it was 3am I rolled in to the hotel room again).
So, today I am faced with trying to solve this conundrum. I know that finding a WM to work on these is not going to be easy. I know that parts are unattainable. I know this could potentially be very costly.
I begin with a 10x loupe and quickly identify the problem. The two cogs pictured here are not intersecting correctly
So, before facing the heartache and potential expense of sending this to who knows where to attempt a repair, it was time to have a look to see if that screw in the center of the gear, was tightly screwed down. Needless to say, it was, hence the micro scratches I have now put on the bloody thing.
But, what I found was that putting a little pressure on that screw would allow the gears to engage and thus wind the watch. Hmmm, something else was loose. It turns out that the entire bridge assembly was loose, and these two blued screws here were the culprits;
Tightened them up and all is now hunky-dory. Watch winds buttery smooth and will live to be seen on my wrist another day. Feeling like a smug git now as I 'fixed' my own tourby. She sat on my desk three feet away, and I can hear that blissful resonance of the 'whirlwind' spinning.
Obligatory wristie for your wet dream pleasure;